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Re: The Jokes Thread
Enough of Off-Topic posts guys, get back to topic.
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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
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Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... ...
Enough of Off-Topic posts guys, get back to topic.
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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... ...
Re: The Jokes Thread
Ha ha ha. This was the best one for the day!!!
Ha ha ha. This was the best one for the day!!!
Re: The Jokes Thread
HEHE..gud one..;p
HEHE..gud one..;p
Re: The Jokes Thread
1991 k Guests
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
Kya Haal He?
Papa Thik He?
Bachcho Ki Padhai Kaisi He?
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2011 k Guests
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
'Patli Pin Wala Charger' hai....?
1991 k Guests
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
Kya Haal He?
Papa Thik He?
Bachcho Ki Padhai Kaisi He?
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2011 k Guests
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
'Patli Pin Wala Charger' hai....?
Re: The Jokes Thread
that was excellent one
truly hilarious.
gears1313 ,kindly try to write down the english translation so that those who do not understand Hindi also can enjoy.
thanks n cheers
that was excellent one
truly hilarious.
gears1313 ,kindly try to write down the english translation so that those who do not understand Hindi also can enjoy.
thanks n cheers
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Re: The Jokes Thread
Guests of 1991
On arriving asked:
How are you?
Is papa all right?
How is the kids education going on?
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2011 guests
On arriving ask:
Do you have the nokia small pin charger?
1991 k Guests
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
Kya Haal He?
Papa Thik He?
Bachcho Ki Padhai Kaisi He?
.
.
.
.
.
.
2011 k Guests
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
'Patli Pin Wala Charger' hai....?
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
Kya Haal He?
Papa Thik He?
Bachcho Ki Padhai Kaisi He?
.
.
.
.
.
.
2011 k Guests
Ghar Aate Hi Puchte:
'Patli Pin Wala Charger' hai....?
Guests of 1991
On arriving asked:
How are you?
Is papa all right?
How is the kids education going on?
.
.
.
.
.
.
2011 guests
On arriving ask:
Do you have the nokia small pin charger?
Re: The Jokes Thread
Girl Friend : Where Is My Birthday Gift..
Boy Friend : You Can See That Red Hot Ferrari On The Other side Of Road..
Girl Friend :(Extremely Happy) - Yes
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Boy Friend : I Bought Same Color Nail Polish For You
Girl Friend : Where Is My Birthday Gift..
Boy Friend : You Can See That Red Hot Ferrari On The Other side Of Road..
Girl Friend :(Extremely Happy) - Yes
...
Boy Friend : I Bought Same Color Nail Polish For You
One Major Difference Between First Benchers And Last Benchers....?????
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Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working...........:p
Last Week A Stranger
Told Me That
"The Pen Is Mightier
Than The Sword,"
So I Challenged Him
To Prove It.
I Cut Him Up Pretty
Badly,
But
He Was Right...
That
Permanent Ink Is Tough
To Get 0ff . . .
After Examination.
Ist Benchers : Hey The Paper
Was Tough. But I Will Get 95.
II Benchers : Oh Dude.. I
Couldn't Attend 1 Question.
III Benchers : Yes. I Will
Pass.
Ivth Benchers : Oh God..
Help Me..
Last Benchers : Hey.. The
Invigilator Was Really Sexy.
Attending The Exam Was Not A
Waste Of Time. =P =D
Which Is Ur Catagory.... ?? :P
Father to son- why don't u just go and study?
Son- what for?
Father- u'll get good marks..
Son- then?
Father- u'll get good job.
Son- then?
Father- u'll have big house,new car.
Son- so what after that?
Father- after that u'll relax.
Son- so what do u think I m doing right now..???
UNIVERSAL TRUTH
We Learnt
SUN Rises In The EAST
FACT :
SUN Neither Rises Nor Sets,
0nly EARTH Rotates . . . ! =P =D
MORAL :
"EDUCATION SPOILS OUR
COMMON SENSE . . . "
Girl 1: Have You Ever Had A
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
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Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . .
Teacher's top replies in the class when he/she doesn't know the answer...
1. I think the question is wrong.
2. I'll tell you tomorrow.
3. Dont ask foolish questions.
4. You'll study this in your next semesters.
and the most famous...
5. Raise your hands who knows the answer ?
if still not answered then... Your homework is to find this answer, i'll not tell you now....!!
A Woman Is Like
BLUETOOTH. . .
You r Next To Her,
She Stays Connected.
You Go Away, She Finds New
Devices . . . ;)
A Man, However, Is Like
WIFI. . .
Many Devices Can Connect To
Him As Long As
He Is Not Secured ...
The only thing we learn in college/university during
lectures is..
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typing msgs without looking at d phone!
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Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working...........:p
Last Week A Stranger
Told Me That
"The Pen Is Mightier
Than The Sword,"
So I Challenged Him
To Prove It.
I Cut Him Up Pretty
Badly,
But
He Was Right...
That
Permanent Ink Is Tough
To Get 0ff . . .
After Examination.
Ist Benchers : Hey The Paper
Was Tough. But I Will Get 95.
II Benchers : Oh Dude.. I
Couldn't Attend 1 Question.
III Benchers : Yes. I Will
Pass.
Ivth Benchers : Oh God..
Help Me..
Last Benchers : Hey.. The
Invigilator Was Really Sexy.
Attending The Exam Was Not A
Waste Of Time. =P =D
Which Is Ur Catagory.... ?? :P
Father to son- why don't u just go and study?
Son- what for?
Father- u'll get good marks..
Son- then?
Father- u'll get good job.
Son- then?
Father- u'll have big house,new car.
Son- so what after that?
Father- after that u'll relax.
Son- so what do u think I m doing right now..???
UNIVERSAL TRUTH
We Learnt
SUN Rises In The EAST
FACT :
SUN Neither Rises Nor Sets,
0nly EARTH Rotates . . . ! =P =D
MORAL :
"EDUCATION SPOILS OUR
COMMON SENSE . . . "
Girl 1: Have You Ever Had A
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
.
.
.
.
Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . .
Teacher's top replies in the class when he/she doesn't know the answer...
1. I think the question is wrong.
2. I'll tell you tomorrow.
3. Dont ask foolish questions.
4. You'll study this in your next semesters.
and the most famous...
5. Raise your hands who knows the answer ?
if still not answered then... Your homework is to find this answer, i'll not tell you now....!!
A Woman Is Like
BLUETOOTH. . .
You r Next To Her,
She Stays Connected.
You Go Away, She Finds New
Devices . . . ;)
A Man, However, Is Like
WIFI. . .
Many Devices Can Connect To
Him As Long As
He Is Not Secured ...
The only thing we learn in college/university during
lectures is..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
typing msgs without looking at d phone!
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Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Well!
What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays
And round on Sundays.
If You Feel
A Bit Lonely,
Forgotten
0r
Just Need Someone
To Cheer You Up ...
Remember. . .
You Can Always Change
Your Birthday On Facebook...
Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...
'Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door....
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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror.
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn't Read.
How True ?
World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Well!
What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays
And round on Sundays.
If You Feel
A Bit Lonely,
Forgotten
0r
Just Need Someone
To Cheer You Up ...
Remember. . .
You Can Always Change
Your Birthday On Facebook...
Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...
'Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror.
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn't Read.
How True ?
World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar
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Re: The Jokes Thread
amg.
i am ROFL..
how true..!!!
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In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.
As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse.
They angrily look one at the other.
Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading.
The other one politely asks, "When you've finished the paper, will you please bring it over, and let me read it?"
amg.
i am ROFL..
how true..!!!
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In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.
As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse.
They angrily look one at the other.
Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading.
The other one politely asks, "When you've finished the paper, will you please bring it over, and let me read it?"
Re: The Jokes Thread
Recently came across this one.
If Microsoft made Cars
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Occasionally, your car would shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
3. The airbag would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
Whereas, if Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive.
Drive Safe,
350Z
Recently came across this one.
If Microsoft made Cars
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Occasionally, your car would shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
3. The airbag would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
Whereas, if Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive.
Drive Safe,
350Z
