Re: The Jokes Thread
I took my car to my mechanic for a checkup. He told me that my battery needs a new car.
I took my car to my mechanic for a checkup. He told me that my battery needs a new car.
Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there!
Listen: Stop right there, man.
A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a
restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to
the waiter, waiter come taste the soup.
Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup?
He says: Taste the soup.
He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?
He says: Will you taste the soup?
What's wrong, is the soup too cold?
Will you just taste the soup?!
Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ...
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there!
Listen: Stop right there, man.
A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a
restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to
the waiter, waiter come taste the soup.
Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup?
He says: Taste the soup.
He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?
He says: Will you taste the soup?
What's wrong, is the soup too cold?
Will you just taste the soup?!
Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ...
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lol nice one
lol nice one
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Dude, Do I sound dumb?? I seriously dint get it!!
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Dude, Do I sound dumb?? I seriously dint get it!!
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oh , phew!
i clicked and check the last page and , AMG's post confused to core!.
then went back and hmmm
Hope this one is worth laughing at my stupidity!
oh , phew!
i clicked and check the last page and , AMG's post confused to core!.
then went back and hmmm
Hope this one is worth laughing at my stupidity!
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I got that joke from a movie called Coming to America.
I got that joke from a movie called Coming to America.
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, How's the situation?
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck
All scientist failed to answer this question
but Rajni did...
Q: Which is the liquid which turn solid on heating?
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Ans: Dosa
Perfect example of generation gap:
Aamir khan:"Papa kehte ahi bada naam
karega"...
Imraan Khan:"Daddy mugh se bola tu
galti hai meri"..:-):-)
Pintu has habit of biting nails of his hands.
His parents sent him to Ramdev baba for treatment.
Now!
Pintu can bite nails of his legs as well.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says:"That's the ugliest
baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and
sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You
go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, How's the situation?
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck
All scientist failed to answer this question
but Rajni did...
Q: Which is the liquid which turn solid on heating?
.
.
.
Ans: Dosa
Perfect example of generation gap:
Aamir khan:"Papa kehte ahi bada naam
karega"...
Imraan Khan:"Daddy mugh se bola tu
galti hai meri"..:-):-)
Pintu has habit of biting nails of his hands.
His parents sent him to Ramdev baba for treatment.
Now!
Pintu can bite nails of his legs as well.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says:"That's the ugliest
baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and
sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You
go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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In a party, a handsum guy aproached a girl n asked-"R u goin 2 dance?"
Girl felt so happy n said,"Yes.."
N d guy said-"Thats good, can I hav ur chair then?"
In a party, a handsum guy aproached a girl n asked-"R u goin 2 dance?"
Girl felt so happy n said,"Yes.."
N d guy said-"Thats good, can I hav ur chair then?"
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Teacher to students: "Bachho, dudh peene se dimaag tej hota hain, isiliye roj dudh peeya karo."
Ek student khada hua aur bola: 'Masterji, agar dudh peene se dimaag tej hota, to aaj har ek gaay kaa bachha einstein hota..." :) :)
A thief was leaving the house after robbery,
suddently the kid wokeup and said - Mera school bag bhi le ja kaminey warna mummy papa ko utha dunga...! :D:D
no offence to doctors but...
Biggest joke on Doctor...
Doctor to patient's friend :
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete.
Patient's Friend: Abe,15 min pehle to accident hua h.
Bhikari: Maa Roti de
Dadi: Abhi bani nahi hai..baad mein aana.
Bhikari:mera mobile no.lo,aur ban jaye to mis call de dena.
Bhikari rocks...
But wait..
Dadi:are wait mein facebook status update kar dungi
tu aa jana..
Dadi rocks...
Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya
"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,
Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"
sorry for those hindi ones.
Teacher to students: "Bachho, dudh peene se dimaag tej hota hain, isiliye roj dudh peeya karo."
Ek student khada hua aur bola: 'Masterji, agar dudh peene se dimaag tej hota, to aaj har ek gaay kaa bachha einstein hota..." :) :)
A thief was leaving the house after robbery,
suddently the kid wokeup and said - Mera school bag bhi le ja kaminey warna mummy papa ko utha dunga...! :D:D
no offence to doctors but...
Biggest joke on Doctor...
Doctor to patient's friend :
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete.
Patient's Friend: Abe,15 min pehle to accident hua h.
Bhikari: Maa Roti de
Dadi: Abhi bani nahi hai..baad mein aana.
Bhikari:mera mobile no.lo,aur ban jaye to mis call de dena.
Bhikari rocks...
But wait..
Dadi:are wait mein facebook status update kar dungi
tu aa jana..
Dadi rocks...
Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya
"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,
Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"
sorry for those hindi ones.
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haha facebook
Arz Kiya Hai
Wo Aankh badi hi Pyari thi..
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Jo usne humko mari thi..
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Hum to muft me Lut gaye yaron..
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Hume kya pata unko BABA Ramdev Wali bimari thi
haha facebook
Arz Kiya Hai
Wo Aankh badi hi Pyari thi..
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Jo usne humko mari thi..
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Hum to muft me Lut gaye yaron..
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Hume kya pata unko BABA Ramdev Wali bimari thi
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another hindi joke. MODS please dont mind.
Bhagwan Ram aur Ravan bada serious Yudh kar rahe they...
Tabhi Ravan Ram ke piche kisi ko khada hua dekh kar achanak se bola...Chal Ok Bye!!!
Ram - Par Kyu???
Ravan - Nahi yaar bye.
Ram - Are par kya hua???
Ravan - Yaar Tune choti si baat par RAJNIKANT ko bula liya!!! :)
another hindi joke. MODS please dont mind.
Bhagwan Ram aur Ravan bada serious Yudh kar rahe they...
Tabhi Ravan Ram ke piche kisi ko khada hua dekh kar achanak se bola...Chal Ok Bye!!!
Ram - Par Kyu???
Ravan - Nahi yaar bye.
Ram - Are par kya hua???
Ravan - Yaar Tune choti si baat par RAJNIKANT ko bula liya!!! :)
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Rajnikant fever back again..
Rajnikant fever back again..Re: The Jokes Thread
Man: Sir,my wife is missing.
Post man: Yeh post office hai,police station nahi.
Man: Ohh sorry! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, kuch samajh me nahi aa raha. :D
A management student hugged a girl..
girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.
... *girl slapped the boy*
Boy:what is this?
...Girl: customer’s feed back....
Ramu english me fail hogya translation ki wajah se..
1.) mein ek aam admi hu.
I am a mango man.
2.)mujhe English aati hai.
english comes to me.
3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
i belong to green pur thousanda.
4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai.
tablets are walking on the road....!
Man: Sir,my wife is missing.
Post man: Yeh post office hai,police station nahi.
Man: Ohh sorry! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, kuch samajh me nahi aa raha. :D
A management student hugged a girl..
girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.
... *girl slapped the boy*
Boy:what is this?
...Girl: customer’s feed back....
Ramu english me fail hogya translation ki wajah se..
1.) mein ek aam admi hu.
I am a mango man.
2.)mujhe English aati hai.
english comes to me.
3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
i belong to green pur thousanda.
4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai.
tablets are walking on the road....!