80 km/hr! How old was this foreigner? 12years old ![[:)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Smile.gif "Smile [:)]")
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Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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Maybe he was national of Uganda .
.I did mention the new comer was from India..is my english that bad?
NO just a bit confused as you mentioned you & foreigners were sitting together
& you asked the person if it was Mph so i was led to believe you mistype'd some things around & the person must have been a foreigner & come on which Indian really takes pride if he drove at 80km/hr
& you asked the person if it was Mph so i was led to believe you mistype'd some things around & the person must have been a foreigner & come on which Indian really takes pride if he drove at 80km/hr
I was charged Rs.300 for doing 74 kmph on NH17 by law.
While in India many people who travel with me had complained to my parents and my wife that I drive at very high speed which is "mind blowing" 80-90 kmph max.
ICE is a truth.
While in India many people who travel with me had complained to my parents and my wife that I drive at very high speed which is "mind blowing" 80-90 kmph max.
ICE is a truth.
Today a friend showed me this...gender equality....we must follow it:-
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Vipul , this is video not just a pic...i hope you hv seen ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14a1VG95t0
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I don't know,the guy showed this pic to me on facebook(I don't use this crap thing)and I made an efficient use of snipping tool..
School Days jokes were good!!
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Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?...
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.
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Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Othe Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...! :D:D
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.
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Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Othe Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...! :D:D
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Haha,this joke was quite common those days..
Instead we used to tell the jokes by replacing boy and girl by the names of our classmates..
Some from my side:-
Boy to another boy:Dude,why are you proposing that girl,she already has a boyfriend.
Awesome reply:-
Everyone can sit on an empty chair but real joy is in sitting the chair after making the sat person stand...
Engineer's jokes:-
2 Teams.
6 Matches.
1 Venue.
Target-30(every engineering student knows it)..
1 May to 30th may(imaginary dates).
EPL(ENGINEERING PREMIER LEAGUE)
B/W
The biggest LAST NIGHT READERS..
Vs
University DEVILS.
Don't miss it..
If electrical engineers will make films then the names will be:-
1):Current ho na ho.
2):Jaanam supply karo.
3):Circuit waale inductor le jayenge.
4):Kabhi AC kabhi DC.
5):Hamara IC apke pass hai.
6):FUSE LAGAYA TOH DARNA KYA.
7):Capacitor no. 1.
8):Hum signal de chuke sanam.
9):FUSE TOH UDNA HI THA..
Which line is used very often when we are with friends??
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Oye,everyone keep silent,no abusive language "there is a phone call from home"..![[evil]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Evil.gif "Evil [evil]")
Here are some lines from one of my favorite songs(dedicated to our trapped in love and married members):-
Sher Sa Tanke Tha Jeeta, Yaar Mere Mainnu Kainde Cheeta..
O Toh Supankha Lagdi Hai, Jo Kadi Lagdi Si Sita..
Apne Ghar Mein Kaid Hua Toh Ye Samajh Mein Aaya Re..
Main Jise Bulbul Samjhaa Tha, Wo Aise Naag Ka Saaya..
Ke Jinda Koi Nai Bach Paaya..
Dil Da Kamra Jad Si Tha Khali, Ros Goanda Reha Kawali....
Ek Haath Se Hi Bajti Thi Kitne Taal Mein Meri Taali..
Ab Gali Sunti Hai Saari, Shor Aisa chaaya Hai...
Usne Ghar Wich Aake Mera, Aisa Band Bajaaya...
Ki Mujhpe Hasta Hai Mera Saaya...
Instead we used to tell the jokes by replacing boy and girl by the names of our classmates..
Some from my side:-
Boy to another boy:Dude,why are you proposing that girl,she already has a boyfriend.
Awesome reply:-
Everyone can sit on an empty chair but real joy is in sitting the chair after making the sat person stand...
Engineer's jokes:-
2 Teams.
6 Matches.
1 Venue.
Target-30(every engineering student knows it)..
1 May to 30th may(imaginary dates).
EPL(ENGINEERING PREMIER LEAGUE)
B/W
The biggest LAST NIGHT READERS..
Vs
University DEVILS.
Don't miss it..
If electrical engineers will make films then the names will be:-
1):Current ho na ho.
2):Jaanam supply karo.
3):Circuit waale inductor le jayenge.
4):Kabhi AC kabhi DC.
5):Hamara IC apke pass hai.
6):FUSE LAGAYA TOH DARNA KYA.
7):Capacitor no. 1.
8):Hum signal de chuke sanam.
9):FUSE TOH UDNA HI THA..
Which line is used very often when we are with friends??
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Oye,everyone keep silent,no abusive language "there is a phone call from home"..
Here are some lines from one of my favorite songs(dedicated to our trapped in love and married members):-
Sher Sa Tanke Tha Jeeta, Yaar Mere Mainnu Kainde Cheeta..
O Toh Supankha Lagdi Hai, Jo Kadi Lagdi Si Sita..
Apne Ghar Mein Kaid Hua Toh Ye Samajh Mein Aaya Re..
Main Jise Bulbul Samjhaa Tha, Wo Aise Naag Ka Saaya..
Ke Jinda Koi Nai Bach Paaya..
Dil Da Kamra Jad Si Tha Khali, Ros Goanda Reha Kawali....
Ek Haath Se Hi Bajti Thi Kitne Taal Mein Meri Taali..
Ab Gali Sunti Hai Saari, Shor Aisa chaaya Hai...
Usne Ghar Wich Aake Mera, Aisa Band Bajaaya...
Ki Mujhpe Hasta Hai Mera Saaya...
the last line can go like this also.
there is a goal keeper to intercept shots at goals but that doesn't means one cannot score![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
they always keeps on yelling " pass the smoke , hii darling"
there is a goal keeper to intercept shots at goals but that doesn't means one cannot score
they always keeps on yelling " pass the smoke , hii darling"
Haha,great piece of humor..![[clap]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Clap.gif "Clap [clap]")
But why to get involved in a traffic jam when you can get an empty road after some small attempts!!!
It is with everyone.Simply everyone.
Here comes one more:-
If money would have been growing on trees then...
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Girls would have loved monkeys too..
But why to get involved in a traffic jam when you can get an empty road after some small attempts!!!
they always keeps on yelling " pass the smoke , hii darling"
Here comes one more:-
If money would have been growing on trees then...
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Girls would have loved monkeys too..