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I cant stop 'Lauhphing'!!!!
I cant stop 'Lauhphing'!!!!
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New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook.
Q: what do you do at a red light?
Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook.
A middle class business mans prayer:
Dear God,
Please give me enough strength to pay my
Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Cess,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.,
.
.
... And plz don't forget the Hafta, Donations, Bribes, Chai-Paani, Chanda etc...
.
.
After that if I have some money then I will do my business..![[:D]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Big%20Smile.gif "Big Smile [:D]")
Dear God,
Please give me enough strength to pay my
Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Cess,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.,
.
.
... And plz don't forget the Hafta, Donations, Bribes, Chai-Paani, Chanda etc...
.
.
After that if I have some money then I will do my business..
Exaclty; but didn't had another thread to post it so I post it here.
Post number 213 is true for a salaried employee.
Not for a Businessman.
For a Businessman, these taxes can be (and expected by the government) passed on to his customers.
Further, Businessman's income tax is calculated after removing all the expenses unlike a salaried employee where income tax is deducted first and then pay all other indirect taxes from the remaining part.
Not for a Businessman.
For a Businessman, these taxes can be (and expected by the government) passed on to his customers.
Further, Businessman's income tax is calculated after removing all the expenses unlike a salaried employee where income tax is deducted first and then pay all other indirect taxes from the remaining part.
How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Just follow another Fiat car around.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff./
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap
for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.
What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.
What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FIAT - Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights
FIAT - Fine If Abarth Tuned
Why fiat drivers do not greet each other in the afternoon?
Because they already met each other in the morning at the dealers garage....
++++++++++
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" ask the Englishmen.
"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over—I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
Just follow another Fiat car around.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff./
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap
for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.
What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.
What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FIAT - Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights
FIAT - Fine If Abarth Tuned
Why fiat drivers do not greet each other in the afternoon?
Because they already met each other in the morning at the dealers garage....
++++++++++
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" ask the Englishmen.
"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over—I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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Re: Pics of YOU!!
ok guys as jalex had requested i got a small clip from youtube this is from a sonu nigam show in melbourne the video is not so great and sound is not that great and another link is just a time pass video done by my freind .Sonu Nigam Show Melbourne 2010 - YouTube
and 1 more show with sunidhi chauhan in toronto canada
Sunidhi Chauhan in Toronto - Light Up Toronto at Sony Theatre - YouTube
and this
raviraj test shoot - YouTube
ok guys as jalex had requested i got a small clip from youtube this is from a sonu nigam show in melbourne the video is not so great and sound is not that great and another link is just a time pass video done by my freind .Sonu Nigam Show Melbourne 2010 - YouTube
and 1 more show with sunidhi chauhan in toronto canada
Sunidhi Chauhan in Toronto - Light Up Toronto at Sony Theatre - YouTube
and this
raviraj test shoot - YouTube
Re: Pics of YOU!!
That was great Raja.
Haha...Durga maa..meri film hit kyun nahi hoti..![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
That was really great,only thing I am missing is that your friend hasn't filmed Sanjay Dutt..
That was great Raja.
Haha...Durga maa..meri film hit kyun nahi hoti..
That was really great,only thing I am missing is that your friend hasn't filmed Sanjay Dutt..
Re: Pics of YOU!!
Vipul the performance video has been shot by somebody in the audience and they just posted it in YouTube. My freind has shot the test video to check his new handycam and I was his test model
That was great Raja.
Haha...Durga maa..meri film hit kyun nahi hoti..
That was really great,only thing I am missing is that your friend hasn't filmed Sanjay Dutt..
Haha...Durga maa..meri film hit kyun nahi hoti..
That was really great,only thing I am missing is that your friend hasn't filmed Sanjay Dutt..
Re: Pics of YOU!!
That was great. I loved you doing Amitabh Bachan![[clap]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Clap.gif "Clap [clap]")
. Had a good laugh. I think you can do a great job in movies. Wish you all the very best![[thumbsup]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Thumbs%20Up.png "Thumbs Up [thumbsup]")
That was great. I loved you doing Amitabh Bachan
. Had a good laugh. I think you can do a great job in movies. Wish you all the very bestAmitabh Bachan was just great!
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