Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday!
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday!
Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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A similar form can be made for other states too. Each state has its own funny accent.
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Re: Pics of YOU!!
You sure have some serious talent. I was about to comment the same as Joseph. How about taking it into another level? We need some artists like you. I feel sick and tired of so-called comedy shows which are aired nowadays.
Drive Safe,
350Z
You sure have some serious talent. I was about to comment the same as Joseph. How about taking it into another level? We need some artists like you. I feel sick and tired of so-called comedy shows which are aired nowadays.
Drive Safe,
350Z
![[:)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Smile.gif "Smile [:)]")
but thanx a million for your kind words.Admit it..............
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yeah, I am crazy now too! 
LoL ![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
Mastersqual should read this !!
Awesome buddy !!
This one was my fav from my childhood.
A boy goes to jungle to get some mangoes. He throws a stone at mango & misses. Boy says, " Hat saala, chuk gaya". Again throws a stone & misses & says " Hat saala, chuk gaya".
A Sadhu sitting near a tree gets disturbed by this & says to the boy that if you say " Hat saala, chuk gaya" again, lightning will strike on you.
Boy remains ignorant & hits stone & misses yet again & says " Hat saala, chuk gaya".
Lightning strucks but rather than hitting the boy, it hits the Sadhu & a voice comes from the cloud - " Hat saala, chuk gaya".
Mastersqual should read this !!
Awesome buddy !!
This one was my fav from my childhood.
A boy goes to jungle to get some mangoes. He throws a stone at mango & misses. Boy says, " Hat saala, chuk gaya". Again throws a stone & misses & says " Hat saala, chuk gaya".
A Sadhu sitting near a tree gets disturbed by this & says to the boy that if you say " Hat saala, chuk gaya" again, lightning will strike on you.
Boy remains ignorant & hits stone & misses yet again & says " Hat saala, chuk gaya".
Lightning strucks but rather than hitting the boy, it hits the Sadhu & a voice comes from the cloud - " Hat saala, chuk gaya".
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Kake ne sach kaha thaa.....
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Fantastic,but truth.
I hope your wife read it,after that we will get some very funny incidents too.
Bilkul sach..
+1000..
This is making me scared of marrying.
In fact having a GF is like having a prepaid number with monthly validity but the point here is related to lifetime validity..![[evil]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Evil.gif "Evil [evil]")
I hope your wife read it,after that we will get some very funny incidents too.
Bilkul sach..
+1000..
This is making me scared of marrying.
In fact having a GF is like having a prepaid number with monthly validity but the point here is related to lifetime validity..
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I wonder how many us of can find it so funny about speed and limits in India.
There was an Incident when myself and couple of colleagues petrol heads only (foreigners) sat together with New comer from India. trying to settle in smoothly, he started describing his great feats in high speed driving , suddenly somebody poked ,"how fast was that" ..
he promptly replied 80.
again the voice and some murmur ...."was it mph or kmh"
kmh obviously ...
there was a pin drop silence.
then a ...Roar...!!
-Drive safe
Jay
There was an Incident when myself and couple of colleagues petrol heads only (foreigners) sat together with New comer from India. trying to settle in smoothly, he started describing his great feats in high speed driving , suddenly somebody poked ,"how fast was that" ..
he promptly replied 80.
again the voice and some murmur ...."was it mph or kmh"
kmh obviously ...
there was a pin drop silence.
then a ...Roar...!!
-Drive safe
Jay
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