Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

[zengetz]

Haha Nice one @truecitylover took me completely by surprise

 

[type-r]

some more here!

 

[Akash]

Good one Archit. Loved the last one!

 

[Thetraveller]

Last one was really hilarious! Really good!

 

[AppU]

Last one was Really Funny

 

[gears1313]

Okey Guyzzz..


Meanwhile on Rajnikant's Laptop:

 

[zengetz]

Question: Write a short essay combining religion, nationality, royalty, sex and mystery?
Answer: "Good God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?"

 

[jayadev]

Nice one Zengetz.

This i found funny which showed in my facebook .

 

[TSIVipul]

Men will be men:
Once a group of men went on a TEERTH YATRA(Pilgrim).
Their GURU said "Don't get distracted if you see beautiful girls,just close your eyes and say 'HARI OM'".

2-3 days later,1 of them said 'HARI OM' and everyone's reaction was 'Kahaan hai'(where)??

 

[350Z]

Here's a nice auto-related humor which someone else shared on facebook:

Oh These Italians!

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking tha law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"

Drive Safe,
350Z

 

[Sam Dinkar]

Nice one, Vibhor.

 

[type-r]

you guys decide whether its true or not!

 

[Vishwas]

you guys decide whether its true or not!

1000% and add your own 0s

 

[droidcar]

heres one from me

 

[Sam Dinkar]

Here's a real good one!

Bihar Driving License...

----------- --------- ---------- --------- --- ----------- --------- --

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Tripathi (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8.. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (If not no ,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________ _________ _______

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS