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Seeing many posts in the recent past with the experiences our Taigers face (Tornado especially), being single I'm like [roll] to enter into a relationship, maybe I need to open a new thread seeking suggestions from you all.
 

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Seeing many posts in the recent past with the experiences our Taigers face (Tornado especially), being single I'm like to enter into a relationship, maybe I need to open a new thread seeking suggestions from you all.
Of-course you have to. Just like Car Shopper and Bike Shopper section, we may think of a "Relationship Seeker" section too in "Member's Lounge". Experienced and Married Guys will be more than happy to assist. Also, Before getting into a relationship, We should have a round table conference and show you the best way. Then you prepare a Relationship Agreement which has the clauses well written. If your would-be agrees to them then you may take the plunge![:)] I am always there to assist in any manner in such situations!

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Vishwas is going to get married, I can bet :biggrin:
Uh well that's classified!

Of-course you have to. Just like Car Shopper and Bike Shopper section, we may think of a "Relationship Seeker" section too in "Member's Lounge". Experienced and Married Guys will be more than happy to assist. Also, Before getting into a relationship, We should have a round table conference and show you the best way. Then you prepare a Relationship Agreement which has the clauses well written. If your would-be agrees to them then you may take the plunge![:)] I am always there to assist in any manner in such situations!

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Is there something called "Root Cause Analysis" ??

A Management lecturer was talking about "Quality".

Lecturer : We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a "quality issue".

Student : How is this anything to do with quality?

Lecturer : Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ?

Student : Because she was his wife and respected his every decision.

Lecturer : OK but why did Ram go to forest ?

Student : Because his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never disobeyed his father.

Lecturer : OK why did Dasharatha send his son to forest ?

Student : Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) two boons , and she chose to make use of them in the future.

And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama's crowning,

she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to forest and crown her son; reminding him of his promised boons.



Lecturer : So why did Dasharatha offer his wife two boons ?

Student : Because during a military campaign against Sambarasura, the wheel of Dasharatha's chariot broke and Sambarasura's arrow pierced the King's armor.

She nursed the wounded King back to health.

Touched by her courage and timely service, Dasharatha offered her two boons.

Lecturer: Hence Proved. The quality of Chariot's wheel was not up to the mark .. leading to kidnapping of Sita...!!!!

[So, using the "5 why" technique we see that Quality is very important and if the quality of Chariot's wheel was good, the Ramayana wouldn't have happened!]

[Root Cause Analysis] :biggrin:
 

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Why don't you try to do one?
Vipul: Why is FD not online?

Me: Because he is married

Vipul: Why is he married?

Me: He was desperate

Vipul: Why so desperate?

Me: Because he is bored of watching online reviews

Vipul: Why he watches Online Reviews?

Me: To re-kindle his bachelor days?

Vipul: Why he misses his bachelor days?

Me: After Marriage, he is monitored and moderated continuously.

Hence Proved: Marriage is the root cause of FD's absence![lol].

FD your special comments awaited buddy!

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Once a cyclone hits town of the daughter of a old man.
So he calls up her home, hissing son in law picks up the phone.

Old man : Are there any damages due to the cyclone?

Son in law : She is in kitchen, talk to her directly, I am giving the phone to her.
 

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I know many of you turn a deaf ear to what your wives say!! Honestly you aren't at fault for doing it..Want to know Why?




















































































































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Listening to wife is like accepting T&C of a website. You don't understand a word but still say "I Agree"[:D]


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