Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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I hope that person should not be some staff from Multi Car showroom. ![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
Always respect pan vendor, he is the only person who asks you,
"Sahab, Chuna Lagaoo kya"?(Sir, may I apply lime?).
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Rest of the world doesn't even bother to ask.
"Sahab, Chuna Lagaoo kya"?(Sir, may I apply lime?).
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Rest of the world doesn't even bother to ask.
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Once a Bengali girl called me Hot...
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.After a Bengali man intervened, I realized she was just asking me to move aside..
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.After a Bengali man intervened, I realized she was just asking me to move aside..
One Boy committed suicide today.
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. Because his GF had given him a missed call from Reliance Gio sim card too!!
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. Because his GF had given him a missed call from Reliance Gio sim card too!!
King Harischandra could always talk truth & never lied because he was never asked three questions by his wife.
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1)Where are you going?
2)Whose call was it?
3) how do I look?
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1)Where are you going?
2)Whose call was it?
3) how do I look?
A person reported to the police about ''Missing of his neighbour's wife.''
Police: why are you complaining about his missing wife ?
Reply: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness !!! He celebrates every day..
Police: why are you complaining about his missing wife ?
Reply: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness !!! He celebrates every day..
![[clap]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Clap.gif "Clap [clap]")
Buddy this one is the best .
Judge : How did you managed such a big theft despite owner of the home around.
Thief : Sir, You have government job & drawing handsome salary, still why do you want learn these tactics?
Thief : Sir, You have government job & drawing handsome salary, still why do you want learn these tactics?
Sorry for not posting this in ICE section.
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Define *Surround Sound System?*
Ans:Wife on the front passenger seat of the car, her mother and sister in the back seat !!
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Define *Surround Sound System?*
Ans:Wife on the front passenger seat of the car, her mother and sister in the back seat !!
And in middle of mother and sister, Her father becomes the Bass Tube!
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Boy to Girl: My car runs on 6 cylinders
Girl: Really! Apart from CNG & LPG where do other 4 fit?
BOY:![[frustration]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Frustration.gif "Frustration [frustration]")
Regards
Akash
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Boy to Girl: My car runs on 6 cylinders
Girl: Really! Apart from CNG & LPG where do other 4 fit?
BOY:
Regards
Akash
Girl to Boy: Do you like Astronomy?
Boy: Ya
Girl: Define Love in Astronomy
Boy: When Raahu, Shani, Ketu all of them pounce on you to take revenge!!
Regards
Akash
Boy: Ya
Girl: Define Love in Astronomy
Boy: When Raahu, Shani, Ketu all of them pounce on you to take revenge!!
Regards
Akash
Conversation between 2 married guys!
MG1: Does your wife give you a sound advice?
MG2: Very Often.
MG1: Really! You are a lucky dude.
MG2: Well its 99% sound and only 1% Advice.
Regards
Akash
MG1: Does your wife give you a sound advice?
MG2: Very Often.
MG1: Really! You are a lucky dude.
MG2: Well its 99% sound and only 1% Advice.
Regards
Akash
Have you married guys ever wondered why you get pampered by your in-laws?![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
guess??
Because...
You are the one who has the courage to bear their daughter's temper and still keep her calm!
Regards
Akash
guess??
Because...
You are the one who has the courage to bear their daughter's temper and still keep her calm!
Regards
Akash