^^Deh... frustrated married men!! 
You should for now pay attention towards preparing the dinner
You should for now pay attention towards preparing the dinner
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I am no expert in these things it is just my perception.
A guy can't accommodate 2 girlfriends in his life because if he wants to do then he should be a richest person as he has to spend a lot for 1 girlfriend itself and having another one would make him to spend a lot for shopping, buying some expensive jewellery's, and buying some expensive gifts, etc. Even though he is able to manage all the expenses he wouldn't have time to spend with them as he needs to earn a lot and work a lot for compensating the expenses made by 2 girlfriends.
So having 2 girlfriends make the man to work a lot. And it is also same in the case of a phone with dual sim's, it has to work a lot to make the 2 SIM's to work properly on demand (network Problem) so the phone keeps on working and battery also drains quickly than any other single SIM phone. So like this the man will also be in financial trouble/exhausted at the end.
A guy can't accommodate 2 girlfriends in his life because if he wants to do then he should be a richest person as he has to spend a lot for 1 girlfriend itself and having another one would make him to spend a lot for shopping, buying some expensive jewellery's, and buying some expensive gifts, etc. Even though he is able to manage all the expenses he wouldn't have time to spend with them as he needs to earn a lot and work a lot for compensating the expenses made by 2 girlfriends.
So having 2 girlfriends make the man to work a lot. And it is also same in the case of a phone with dual sim's, it has to work a lot to make the 2 SIM's to work properly on demand (network Problem) so the phone keeps on working and battery also drains quickly than any other single SIM phone. So like this the man will also be in financial trouble/exhausted at the end.
^^Deh... frustrated married men!!
You should for now pay attention towards preparing the dinner
You should for now pay attention towards preparing the dinner
I think even having 1 gf is a big headache, why do you need another?
Gf is like a good looking car with lots of niggles, you buy it for the looks without actually knowing the car well.
Then you spend your time ,energy money to fix the things, but none of the things get fixed and you are made to fix yourself to adjust with the car.
Gf is like a good looking car with lots of niggles, you buy it for the looks without actually knowing the car well.
Then you spend your time ,energy money to fix the things, but none of the things get fixed and you are made to fix yourself to adjust with the car.
No matter what, it's the Tornado sirji who took the cake; as usual.
@FD
I would prefer staying near a restaurant and not a hotel
@FD
I would prefer staying near a restaurant and not a hotel
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No matter what, it's the Tornado sirji who took the cake; as usual.
@FD
I would prefer staying near a restaurant and not a hotel
@FD
I would prefer staying near a restaurant and not a hotel
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Amazing Fact.
You need at least one witness to prove a murder.
and a minimum of two witnesses to register a marriage!
It clarifies which one is more dangerous!
You need at least one witness to prove a murder.
and a minimum of two witnesses to register a marriage!
It clarifies which one is more dangerous!
An average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where the hell is he going.
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where the hell is he going.
I saw an Apple store being robbed yesterday.
I have to go to the police station tomorrow to testify as an iWitness.
I have to go to the police station tomorrow to testify as an iWitness.
I think every Man's life consist of these questions. Not only an average Man's Life.
50 plus...
A 50 yr old man asked the trainer in the gym, 'I want to impress a beautiful girl, which machine should I use?'
The trainer replied, 'Outside the gym there is machine called ATM,
Try that '.
******
On my birthday
my friend messaged me in short,
*"HBD HBD HBD"*
So
on his anniversary
I messaged him,
*"HA HA HA"
A 50 yr old man asked the trainer in the gym, 'I want to impress a beautiful girl, which machine should I use?'
The trainer replied, 'Outside the gym there is machine called ATM,
Try that '.
******
On my birthday
my friend messaged me in short,
*"HBD HBD HBD"*
So
on his anniversary
I messaged him,
*"HA HA HA"
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Salman Khan - I will release movie on Eid holiday
Shahrukh Khan - I will release movie on Diwali holiday
Amir Khan - I will release movie on Christmas holiday
Rajnikant - Yenna rascala....I just release my movie and that day becomes holiday!!!
Shahrukh Khan - I will release movie on Diwali holiday
Amir Khan - I will release movie on Christmas holiday
Rajnikant - Yenna rascala....I just release my movie and that day becomes holiday!!!
At an interview, Rajinikanth was asked whether he had any idea of the number of Rajinikanth jokes in circulation.
Rajinikanth replied, " 2 or 3 jokes,not macha! "
The journalist was astounded.
He said, " But, thalaiva, I myself have heard hundreds!"
Rajini replied with a smile, " only 2 or 3 are jokes. Rest are all FACTs!"
Rajinikanth replied, " 2 or 3 jokes,not macha! "
The journalist was astounded.
He said, " But, thalaiva, I myself have heard hundreds!"
Rajini replied with a smile, " only 2 or 3 are jokes. Rest are all FACTs!"
Today morning, on the footpath, I saw a 'Uninor' sim card broken in to pieces.
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don't know, whose GF broke up the relationship. !
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don't know, whose GF broke up the relationship. !
Just a reminder to all married people:
If you have promised your wife that you will love her 24/7
then today is 24/7
If you have promised your wife that you will love her 24/7
then today is 24/7