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Why not the wife makes same promise?
Regards
Akash
Why not the wife makes same promise?Regards
Akash
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Yes, she makes same promise but to the valet of the hubby.
Who said, Urdu is the only language where you have to read from right to left.
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In coffee shops & big hotels, I read menu card in that way only.
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In coffee shops & big hotels, I read menu card in that way only.
Frustrated BF
Guy: I need a mobile to gift it to my GF.
Shop rep: which range you are looking for sir.
Guy: I just need a mobile with out M & K letters.
Shop rep: what ?
Guy: last two years she always chat with me using only M & K so I want a mobile with out M & K letter's
Guy: I need a mobile to gift it to my GF.
Shop rep: which range you are looking for sir.
Guy: I just need a mobile with out M & K letters.
Shop rep: what ?
Guy: last two years she always chat with me using only M & K so I want a mobile with out M & K letter's
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Police : Why didnt you report your stolen credit card ??
Man : _The thief was spending less than my wife!!
Police: then why did you report now?
Man: I think now the thief's wife started using it!
Man : _The thief was spending less than my wife!!
Police: then why did you report now?
Man: I think now the thief's wife started using it!
One of my friend's wife just asked:
"when is men's Olympics starting?"
"when is men's Olympics starting?"
A man suffers a massive heart attack.
In the ICU, his friend said, " Dr has told us to ask you if there is any last wish? "
Person : "Please burn the memory card of my cell along with me."!
In the ICU, his friend said, " Dr has told us to ask you if there is any last wish? "
Person : "Please burn the memory card of my cell along with me."!
Keep going on whats app?
Sure these are nice set of keys (cars) to have in future.
Lets work hard and earn these.
Lets work hard and earn these.
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known "parking" spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says, "What are you doing?"
The young man says, "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says,"And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs, "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks, "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says, "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks, "And her what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes .
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says, "What are you doing?"
The young man says, "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says,"And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs, "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks, "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says, "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks, "And her what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes .
Husband shares his dreams with wife!
1)
Husband: Last night I dreamed of an increment!
Wife: Wow! I'll buy a necklace with it.
2)
Husband: Last night I saw we went on 2nd honeymoon.
Wife: Blushed and shy!
3)
Husband: All sweaty! Last Night I saw a bad dream
Wife: What happened?
Husband: I saw graves, ghosts, clowns, bats
Wife: No Problem, today, see my face and then go to sleep. You'll have a nice sleep.
Husband: I don't think it will help
Wife: Why (in anger)?
Husband: Because....
Husband says: I saw your face last night too and see nightmares came!
Next DAY!
Wife: I want divorce.
Husband: So that, you can torture me again in my dreams!
Wife: Do you have a choice?
Husband: Well...
Wife: What?
Husband: I'll prefer a Divorce!
Wife: Why (Shocked)?
Husband: Atleast in my dreams, I can raise my voice and argue with you!
Moral: A Married man sacrifices the right to common sense, right to voice his opinion, right to say No, and most importantly, right to peace of mind.![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
Regards
Akash
1)
Husband: Last night I dreamed of an increment!
Wife: Wow! I'll buy a necklace with it.
2)
Husband: Last night I saw we went on 2nd honeymoon.
Wife: Blushed and shy!
3)
Husband: All sweaty! Last Night I saw a bad dream
Wife: What happened?
Husband: I saw graves, ghosts, clowns, bats
Wife: No Problem, today, see my face and then go to sleep. You'll have a nice sleep.
Husband: I don't think it will help
Wife: Why (in anger)?
Husband: Because....
Husband says: I saw your face last night too and see nightmares came!
Next DAY!
Wife: I want divorce.
Husband: So that, you can torture me again in my dreams!
Wife: Do you have a choice?
Husband: Well...
Wife: What?
Husband: I'll prefer a Divorce!
Wife: Why (Shocked)?
Husband: Atleast in my dreams, I can raise my voice and argue with you!
Moral: A Married man sacrifices the right to common sense, right to voice his opinion, right to say No, and most importantly, right to peace of mind.
Regards
Akash
Probably barber Ramesh Babu fits the bill (Owns 25 luxury cars) :
Billionaire barber: Ramesh Babu
Billionaire barber: Ramesh Babu
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