Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

[Tornado]

10th result special.


Father : such a poor score!!, deserve two tight slaps...


Son : YES dad, let's move, I know teacher's address too.

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@all, those who like humour, please watch Marathi movie SAIRAT with English subtitles.

 

[Akash1886]

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Are you furiously driven around these days? Are you busy with household work? Are you saying 'YES' to each and every wish of Mrs FD? or are you warned by Mrs. FD to not log on to TAI for your own safety?

Reason is: Long time no see FD!!

Regards

Akash

 

[furious_driver]

Are you furiously driven around these days?

Uh, nope.

Are you busy with household work?

Uh, nope. Just busy with work. Working in the office for 10+ hours is making me feel depressed and depleted all the time. And no, I don't have energy to type in a forum. Not more than few words.

are you warned by Mrs. FD to not log on to TAI for your own safety?

Uh, nope.

Reason is: Long time no see FD!!

I am watching you guys posting. It's only that I am not posting anything nor replying.

To top it off, I am looking to replace my Xcent for more than 2 months now and yet to see a well maintained used car, and that robs me of my weekend too. So I am busy with multiple things and logging into TAI is not possible for me at the moment.

Reason : I am always watching and reading TAI, but not posting because LIFE!!! Alright bro?

 

[Tornado]

Girl : I want buy iPhone. But not sure of which brand. Can you please guide me?

Boy : Take Patanjali's.It won't rust.





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Men will be men.
Banking rules-

It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed.

All of a sudden, the Branch Manager received a phone call from a lady.*

In a sweet voice she said - sir I urgently need Rs.100,000. I'll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?

Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no.*

He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance .*

After a while, a lady with ugliest of face a huge tummy and a very uncommon figure came to the bank, presented a cheque to the BM and asked for the money.*

The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady.*

He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash for the day and she should come next day.*

The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM, if his intention was not to pay, why he was made to sit late.*

BM -I wanted to help her. But its the Universal rule of banking that........
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If "words and figures don't match, payment will be declined".

 

[Akash1886]

Friends,

A Thought provoking question, If a mobile phone can accommodate 2 sims together then why can't a guy accommodate 2 girlfriends in his life?

Understandably, the above question maybe stupidly thought provoking but I need intelligent and valuable reasons for it!

Remember your valuable answers would help many help seeking boyfriends.​

Regards

Akash

 

[TSIVipul]

^^SIM sweeps in an out of phone and fits in its designated place. Now a guy can't fit anything like that which can sweep in and out but maybe a girlfriend can accomodate 2 boyfriends.

Ehh, no more comments.

 

[incarnation]

A guy can accomodate more than 2 the problem lies in each of them not findng out the fact and if found then you know the consequences. sim doesnt have hands and mouth but girlfriends do.

of all why do you need such an answer would be ko yeh post dikhade. ( shall we show this post to your would be wife).

after that your plight is something TAI wouldnt be responsible for

 

[TSIVipul]

of all why do you need such an answer would be ko yeh post dikhade. ( shall we show this post to your would be wife).

Ya ya this one

 

[Akash1886]

A guy can accomodate more than 2 the problem lies in each of them not findng out the fact and if found then you know the consequences. sim doesnt have hands and mouth but girlfriends do.

of all why do you need such an answer would be ko yeh post dikhade. ( shall we show this post to your would be wife).

after that your plight is something TAI wouldnt be responsible for

I thought a supplement helps during un-forseen emergencies hence Ek se bhale Do you see! The moment she sees the post, I'll get away with it! I have a simple line "I m a joking!" TAI is my only route to avoid her nagging!

Ya ya this one

Tum to zindagi mei nhi sudhroge! You only need a slight chance to put me in a spot!

Ok now, I am going back to AMEO review.

Regards

Akash

 

[furious_driver]

Friends,

A Thought provoking question, If a mobile phone can accommodate 2 sims together then why can't a guy accommodate 2 girlfriends in his life?

Understandably, the above question maybe stupidly thought provoking but I need intelligent and valuable reasons for it!

Remember your valuable answers would help many help seeking boyfriends.​

Regards

Akash

When one sim is giving so many issues, why would I need or want a second sim?

 

[GrandRk]

The best part with 2 SIMs is that none can see other. If one can do this without knowing other then go ahead and have multiple SIMs

 

[furious_driver]

The best part with 2 SIMs is that none can see other. If one can do this without knowing other then go ahead and have multiple SIMs

Either you must be a bachelor or you must be deaf. Pick one!

 

[GrandRk]

Either you must be a bachelor or you must be deaf. Pick one!

I am not bachelor but might be deaf

 

[TSIVipul]

When one sim is giving so many issues, why would I need or want a second sim?

Well, you are into CDMA now. you will have to live with just one SIM as you accepted terms and conditions of getting into CDMA from GSM happily.

The best part with 2 SIMs is that none can see other. If one can do this without knowing other then go ahead and have multiple SIMs

If it's GSM then it's simple. Put the SIM, if network is good and calls etc aren't dropped with low bills then keep it, else get a new GSM SIM of another type.

Either you must be a bachelor or you must be deaf. Pick one!

I am not bachelor but might be deaf

I am a bachelor as well as 'at times' deaf.

 

[furious_driver]

Well, you are into CDMA now. you will have to live with just one SIM as you accepted terms and conditions of getting into CDMA from GSM happily.


If it's GSM then it's simple. Put the SIM, if network is good and calls etc aren't dropped with low bills then keep it, else get a new GSM SIM of another type.

I am a bachelor as well as 'at times' deaf.

I am waiting for the day when you get married. No matter where I am, I will come to your wedding and see how you look. I already took a screenshot of this and will show it to your better half, and all other screen grabs which I took. I am gonna name it as 'Vipul Cupid quotes!'!!!!