Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

[Tornado]

Surprise your liver by drinking Milk tonight ...


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Happy Kojagiri Purnima!!

 

[Tornado]

Pune special :

Gal: Today, my dad saw us on your bike.

Boy : OMG! What happened then!

Gal : My father is so strict, he took back the money given to me for the bus ticket.

 

[GrandRk]

Pune special :

Gal: Today, my dad saw us on your bike.

Boy : OMG! What happened then!

Gal : My father is so strict, he took back the money given to me for the bus ticket.

Great Dad !! As in Pune every other girl wears mask when she steps out of home, this Dad has recognized her on someone else bike...wow !!

 

[nmm mithra]

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[Tornado]

Great Dad !! As in Pune every other girl wears mask when she steps out of home, this Dad has recognized her on someone else bike...wow !!

He might have identified the mask itself!

 

[Tornado]

Can't imagine, how the boy might cried till morning who had gifted a cellphone to his GF & till 3AM had to hear one sentence again & again.
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.. " The number which you are calling is busy, you can wait or call after some time".

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Difference between Boys & Girls.

If you appreciate dress of a girl, she would say 'thanks' and next day come wearing other dress.
Similarly, if you say, ' This T shirt looks damn good on you ", the boy would wear it daily for whole month.!!

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Pune' s special insult. :
Wife : I think we should install curtains to our windows.

Hubby : Why?

Wife : The man who has come to stay in the next building, tries to watch me frequently through his window.

Hubby : Let him try to watch, once he sees you properly, he would stop eventually.

 

[Vishwas]

Pune' s special insult. :
Wife : I think we should install curtains to our windows.

Hubby : Why?

Wife : The man who has come to stay in the next building, tries to watch me frequently through his window.

Hubby : Let him try to watch, once he sees you properly, he would stop eventually.

Couldn't agree more on this

 

[Tornado]

Couldn't agree more on this

What's there to agree? bro.

 

[abhi9044]

Car enthusiasts.

 

[Tornado]

Shortest termination notice :


Dear,
Cyrus Mistry,
Mumbai.
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What is confidence.?


In exams, before receiving the question paper, writing down on the answer sheet : Supplements : 1+0 = 1

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In the court :

Judge fines Rs 50 to the hubby for slapping his wife.

Hubby : Can I slap her once again?

Judge : Why.

Hubby : I have a hundred Rs note, don't have change.

 

[TSIVipul]

Car enthusiasts.
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It's not enthusiasm but poor time management
Any true blooded enthusiast will go on date in a shiny car which he would have done in the morning itself. After all, we love beautiful things

 

[Tornado]

Women never look at their husband's sister with love.
But men alway look at their wife's sister with love..
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All you need is big heart and nothing else.

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Teacher : You come by school bus still why are you late.?

Kid : There was a fight going on between mom and dad.

Teacher: why do wasted your time watching it, why did not you left for the bus?

Kid : How to leave mam, how to leave? My one shoe was in hands of my dad and other one in mom's hand.!

 

[Tornado]

Since Steve Jobs is in Heaven now ,
The Apsaras are now called iTems..

 

[IndicaDLS2002]

Source WhatsApp

 

[Tornado]

Venue: Domino's Pizza.

Gal : (while eating pizza, in romantic mood )" Say something which can make my heart miss a beat "

Boy : " I have forgotten my valet at home."