Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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That's one big bumper prize ![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
which no one can get.
which no one can get.
Yesterday I was sitting in a train. A man standing on my left side played the national anthem on his mobile.
I stood up and he sat on my seat....
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@all, please use these links to post pics.
http://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/member-s-lounge/957-funny-automotive-pics.html
http://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/member-s-lounge/59-wierd-funny-non-automotive-pics.html
I stood up and he sat on my seat....
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@all, please use these links to post pics.
http://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/member-s-lounge/957-funny-automotive-pics.html
http://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/member-s-lounge/59-wierd-funny-non-automotive-pics.html
In Mumbai, Ramdeo Baba to Co passenger : Which is this new NO.15 station?
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. Co passenger : You please sit upright, It's SION.
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. Co passenger : You please sit upright, It's SION.
Question
Buddies, Can anyone tell where is our "Benchmark of Exploited Husbands" Mr. FD these days? This thread without a line or 2 about Mr. FD's experience as a married man stays incomplete!
FD if you are done with your household work like stacking your clothes, cooking dinner and making the bed. Do report back on this thread. The thread deeply misses you!
FYI, those who don't know about what "FD" means, he is none other than our very own member Furious Driver!
Regards
Akash
Buddies, Can anyone tell where is our "Benchmark of Exploited Husbands" Mr. FD these days? This thread without a line or 2 about Mr. FD's experience as a married man stays incomplete!
FD if you are done with your household work like stacking your clothes, cooking dinner and making the bed. Do report back on this thread. The thread deeply misses you!
FYI, those who don't know about what "FD" means, he is none other than our very own member Furious Driver!
Regards
Akash
I find that these days my posts are getting deleted very often. That's why decided not to post here! No other reason.
Apart from that, being a Team Lead means corporate suck your soul and energy out and spit your body everyday. That is the reason for not being regular here in TAI!![[cry]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Cry.gif "Cry [cry]")
Apart from that, being a Team Lead means corporate suck your soul and energy out and spit your body everyday. That is the reason for not being regular here in TAI!
FD is converted into a Fixed Deposit by two authorities:
Home minister
Bosses
Home minister
Bosses
That means the corporate are taking you for a ride now. Why are you the only one who is taken for a ride? Need to have round table conference again.
Add the 3rd and most important, kids! FD is now a PAPA. I am sure the kids are really happy with FD being Furiously Driven to the wall!
@FD you need to provide a "duty agreement" to Mrs FD stating that you are being ridden on by corporate so at home, you should be given some care and sympathy instead of washing clothes and making dinner.
Regards
Akash
Add the 3rd and most important, kids! FD is now a PAPA. I am sure the kids are really happy with FD being Furiously Driven to the wall!
@FD you need to provide a "duty agreement" to Mrs FD stating that you are being ridden on by corporate so at home, you should be given some care and sympathy instead of washing clothes and making dinner
.Regards
Akash
You guys still Bachelor? ![[surprise]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Surprise.gif "Surprise [surprise]")
No wonder.
It's been long since we have good video review. I expect Akash to find one and post here. Bring me back my darling's review man!
No wonder.It's been long since we have good video review. I expect Akash to find one and post here. Bring me back my darling's review man!
Now Akash will say what he normally says to me:
"Tum nahi sudhroge" (you won't improve)
Oh yeah, FD is a papa now, so he is now a fixed deposit distributed in three smaller parts.
"Tum nahi sudhroge" (you won't improve)
Oh yeah, FD is a papa now, so he is now a fixed deposit distributed in three smaller parts.
Well, Mr. FD, I am yet a bachelor because it is a matter of time only and to an extent choice. Let me explain in Automotive Terms, the definition of bachelorhood, As a bachelor, I am open to "Test Drive" any type and any number of "cars" as I may wish to and once I am married, I'll have to accept only "one car" in my life and I can't complain about it. I'll have to stick to her only whether I like it or not. (Now you old FD, hope I am clear, use your brain to co-relate)
You are an old, married, exploited man and a PAPA now. Stay focused on your family and job. No Surprise you are often taken for a ride by someone!
Ye FD nahi sudhrega. He is a Papa now. Yet he does not understand. I guess FD should be called as "Furiously Desperate"
Regards
Akash
You are an old, married, exploited man and a PAPA now
. Stay focused on your family and job. No Surprise you are often taken for a ride by someone!Ye FD nahi sudhrega. He is a Papa now. Yet he does not understand. I guess FD should be called as "Furiously Desperate"
Regards
Akash