Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

[Tornado]

First sign of old age ??


wrinkles ??
no ..!


medicine ??
no....!!


baldness . !??
NO . . Certainly NOT ...!


Then what ?
....
...
...

It is when your wife starts trusting you.

 

[TSIVipul]

^^So has your wife started trusting you Tornado Saarji or you are still the naughty twister of fast moving air?

 

[GrandRk]

Boy : How is your car working?
Girl : Fine, why ?
Boy : Can i have it today night?
Girl : Sure i will give it. But why did you asked about car?

Mods !! Please remove if found inappropriate

 

[TSIVipul]

^^For those who haven't understood the above joke, the keyword is 'it' in the second line said by the boy and it is a good one.

 

[chevrolet]

Explain the joke

 

[GrandRk]

Almost 33,000 vehicles like Mercedes, Jaguars, BMW and Rolls Royce are sold in India every year, and only 18,358 people declared their income greater than one crore.

 

[Tornado]

Truth...

Unmarried single man brings...

revolution in this country.
While.
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.
.
.
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. married men brings vegetables from market.

 

[shrid]

A woman fights with her husband because he went to the bar very often. After the fight the woman thought about why exactly he went to the bar. So she went there too. After taking a seat, the bartender looked at her direction. The man next to her said "Jhonnie Walker, single". Then the bartender looked at the woman. After thinking a bit, she said "Savitri Deshpande, married."

Boy : How is your car working?
Girl : Fine, why ?
Boy : Can i have it today night?
Girl : Sure i will give it. But why did you asked about car?

Mods !! Please remove if found inappropriate

I think it would work better if the genders are changed

 

[GrandRk]

Courtesy : WhatsApp

 

[Tornado]

Indian men are difficult to understand.
When they are emotional, they remember their mom. And when they are angry they remember someone else's mom.

 

[TSIVipul]

^^it is even more applicable on married men

 

[GrandRk]

Dialogue between two Girls

Girl 1 :- So hows your wedding preparation going on?
Girl 2 :- Its fine !! I have formatted my mobile, deactivated my Facebook account. Now only part pending is to break the SIM card into pieces.

 

[furious_driver]

Dialogue between two Girls

Girl 1 :- So hows your wedding preparation going on?
Girl 2 :- Its fine !! I have formatted my mobile, deactivated my Facebook account. Now only part pending is to break the SIM card into pieces.

Happened in real life? For *your* friends?

 

[TSIVipul]

Dialogue between two Girls

Girl 1 :- So hows your wedding preparation going on?
Girl 2 :- Its fine !! I have formatted my mobile, deactivated my Facebook account. Now only part pending is to break the SIM card into pieces.

Girls I don't know but I guess this is gonna be a part of mine too.
1) Gtalk clean up
2) WhatsApp clearing up (BTW someone told me that WhatsApp data is restored if you reinstall it)
3) BBM clean up
4) Phone formatting

 

[Tornado]

I guess this is gonna be a part of mine too.
1) Gtalk clean up
2) WhatsApp clearing up (BTW someone told me that WhatsApp data is restored if you reinstall it)
3) BBM clean up
4) Phone formatting

5)You will have to request TAI mods to delete your above post too, else sare kiye karaye parpanni fir jayega (all would go in vain.