What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
Pi-thon.
Pi-thon.
Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
- Thread Starter Auto Hub India
- Start date
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Doc : have you suffered from pneumonia ever?
Boy, Yes.
Doc :When?
Boy : Last year when my teacher asked me its spelling.
Boy, Yes.
Doc :When?
Boy : Last year when my teacher asked me its spelling.
Some Teacher and Student conversations.
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?
Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55...
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?
Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55...
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
What is the difference between a white rabbit and a grape?
Both are white, except for the grape.
Sorry.
You know what, I am going to use this at some point of time.
Both are white, except for the grape.
Sorry.
You know what, I am going to use this at some point of time.
Here's a killer...
Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?” the owner says.
The Sardar responds, “How about $50?”
The owner says “Fine, there’s a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage.”
The owner’s wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks her husband, “Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That’s a whole day’s job!!”
The man replies, “He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he’s dumb?”
“No, I don’t think so. I guess I’m just influenced by those stupid Sardar e-mail jokes we keep receiving.”, she comments
A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.
“You’ve finished already?” the husband asks.
“Yes,” he replies, “and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.
“And by the way,” the sardar adds, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s BMW."
Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?” the owner says.
The Sardar responds, “How about $50?”
The owner says “Fine, there’s a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage.”
The owner’s wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks her husband, “Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That’s a whole day’s job!!”
The man replies, “He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he’s dumb?”
“No, I don’t think so. I guess I’m just influenced by those stupid Sardar e-mail jokes we keep receiving.”, she comments
A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.
“You’ve finished already?” the husband asks.
“Yes,” he replies, “and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.
“And by the way,” the sardar adds, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s BMW."
^^I wish that was a Camaro or Mustang; men love thinking muscle you know 
Conversation between two friends.
1: hey you went to propose a girl, what happened man?
2: It was a failure and i hated her to the core and came back.
1: Why what happened, how are you saying that its a failure?
2: She is already in love with another one.
1: Really!
2: Yes, she said " I love you too"
1: hey man she loves you, it is a success for you then how are you saying that it is a failure.
2: hey don't you know english she said she loves me too so with this saying it means that i am the second person who is adored by her.
1: First do you know english?
2: Yes, my qualification is 1st class (1st standard) in english.
1: hey you went to propose a girl, what happened man?
2: It was a failure and i hated her to the core and came back.
1: Why what happened, how are you saying that its a failure?
2: She is already in love with another one.
1: Really!
2: Yes, she said " I love you too"
1: hey man she loves you, it is a success for you then how are you saying that it is a failure.
2: hey don't you know english she said she loves me too so with this saying it means that i am the second person who is adored by her.
1: First do you know english?
2: Yes, my qualification is 1st class (1st standard) in english.
@mmm mitra
Man, even I was also discussing same thing with my girl a couple of months back. Why it shouldn't be "I too love you"?
When we mean the second one for " I am buying this too"
Then how come this one is different when it comes to love?
@chevrolet
Looks like you are unaware of how costly that 'good thing' can get into long run in many ways.
Man, even I was also discussing same thing with my girl a couple of months back. Why it shouldn't be "I too love you"?
When we mean the second one for " I am buying this too"
Then how come this one is different when it comes to love?
@chevrolet
Looks like you are unaware of how costly that 'good thing' can get into long run in many ways.
Can anyone guess the 3 magical words in a student's life?![[:D]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Big%20Smile.gif "Big Smile [:D]")
guess karo!!
"Result Aa gaya"![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
Regards
Akash
guess karo!!
"Result Aa gaya"
Regards
Akash
Can anyone guess the 3 magical words in a student's life?
guess karo!!
"Result Aa gaya"
Regards
Akash
guess karo!!
"Result Aa gaya"
Regards
Akash
You can guess why my activity was low on TAI.
Parents said "Din bhar computer par pade rehte ho, padhai ki hoti to aaj khud car ki company chala raha hota" (Don't worry, that was an exaggeration, I actually did study, and wasn't on the computer the whole day)
(English translation: You are on that computer all day, if you had studied you'd be running a car company yourself)
Also, my finger hurts from all that scrolling.
Bye guys, gotta study.
![[cry]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Cry.gif "Cry [cry]")
The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high...
...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut.
...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut.