^^Maybe he is the husbands' son and he forgot which mother to take him to 
Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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While Mallya taught us 'art of leaving India ', Sri Sri is teaching us 'art of living in India'!
Sri Sri : I will go to jail but won't pay fine imposed by the court.
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Once a heavy weight wife catches a thief red handed in her house, she sits on him so that he doesn't run away. And then asks he husband to bring police urgently.
After while she still finds her husband at the main door, she shouts, "why you haven't gone yet? “
Hubby : I am not finding my footwear!
Theif :You can take away mine, but please, bring the police immediately.
Sri Sri : I will go to jail but won't pay fine imposed by the court.
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Once a heavy weight wife catches a thief red handed in her house, she sits on him so that he doesn't run away. And then asks he husband to bring police urgently.
After while she still finds her husband at the main door, she shouts, "why you haven't gone yet? “
Hubby : I am not finding my footwear!
Theif :You can take away mine, but please, bring the police immediately.
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NO offence to Engineers.
An Engineer was passing through a village when he saw a bullock cart passing by him. He noticed that the farmer riding the cart is drunk and sleeping.
Being curious, he wakes the farmer and asks "You are sleeping, How will you come to know whether the bull is pulling the cart or not?"
Farmer replies "Saar, the bell on the neck of my bull let me know whether the cart is being pulled or not"
Engineer thinks and then ask again "What if the bull stands at a point and just shakes his head?"
Now farmer examines engineer from head to toe and replies "Don't worry Engineer sahab, my bull has not done B Tech".![[:D]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Big%20Smile.gif "Big Smile [:D]")
An Engineer was passing through a village when he saw a bullock cart passing by him. He noticed that the farmer riding the cart is drunk and sleeping.
Being curious, he wakes the farmer and asks "You are sleeping, How will you come to know whether the bull is pulling the cart or not?"
Farmer replies "Saar, the bell on the neck of my bull let me know whether the cart is being pulled or not"
Engineer thinks and then ask again "What if the bull stands at a point and just shakes his head?"
Now farmer examines engineer from head to toe and replies "Don't worry Engineer sahab, my bull has not done B Tech".
Ok, here is one for the kids.
HEIGHT OF TECHNOLOGY..
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Employee:
In the recruitment advertisement, why you have mentioned, ' only married persons should apply'?
Boss :Because, only married persons have habit of tolerating the repeated insults, also they are never in hurry to reach home.
In the recruitment advertisement, why you have mentioned, ' only married persons should apply'?
Boss :Because, only married persons have habit of tolerating the repeated insults, also they are never in hurry to reach home.
Economics class.
Teacher : Do you think that Mallya will return back?
Student :YES.
Teacher :When?
Student : Sir between 24 th & 27 th March.
Teacher :How come?
Student :Sir, these are bank holidays so no debt recovery on these dates.
Teacher : Do you think that Mallya will return back?
Student :YES.
Teacher :When?
Student : Sir between 24 th & 27 th March.
Teacher :How come?
Student :Sir, these are bank holidays so no debt recovery on these dates.
New research finding :
If a lady enters with a baby in a bus, there is 2500 times increase in desire of the men'traveling in it to play with the baby.Similar desire is not seen when a man enters with a baby.
If a lady enters with a baby in a bus, there is 2500 times increase in desire of the men'traveling in it to play with the baby.Similar desire is not seen when a man enters with a baby.
Doc :How did your lips got burnt.?
Man :I had gone to drop my wife to railway station as she was going to her mom's place,and I kissed the engine due to euphoria.
@TSI, the SA might be working with Hyundai showroom earlier.
Man :I had gone to drop my wife to railway station as she was going to her mom's place,and I kissed the engine due to euphoria.
@TSI, the SA might be working with Hyundai showroom earlier.
Tornado Saarji, accept my bow again!
Currently dining with friends and all of us had a hearty laugh over this one.
Sharapova to an Indian : I see you people play cricket with a tennis ball!!?
Indian :YES.
Sharapova : Then what the hech racket is meant for?
Indian : for killing mosquitoes.
Indian :YES.
Sharapova : Then what the hech racket is meant for?
Indian : for killing mosquitoes.
Aamir's wife talked about leaving India,.... Mallya left.
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Moral;
It's always some other guy, who takes your wife more seriously.
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If you want to ruin the day of your fun loving, merry making, always smiling friend in you office.
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Just say, "your wife has came to know everything".
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Moral;
It's always some other guy, who takes your wife more seriously.
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If you want to ruin the day of your fun loving, merry making, always smiling friend in you office.
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Just say, "your wife has came to know everything".
Husband sends sms to wife :Thanks for making my life wonderful and
being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel, thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.
Wife's reply : booze??? Now come straight to home, I will not shout.
Hubby 's reply :Thanks, I am standing outside , please open the door.
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Humble request on occasion of HOLI.
' Please do not wear clothes that are too old. Neighbour should not come out hwith overnight remaining food when you go there to play Holi. '
being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel, thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.
Wife's reply : booze??? Now come straight to home, I will not shout.
Hubby 's reply :Thanks, I am standing outside , please open the door.
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Humble request on occasion of HOLI.
' Please do not wear clothes that are too old. Neighbour should not come out hwith overnight remaining food when you go there to play Holi. '
Two children with paint, wondered what would happen if they coloured the hen's eggs and leave them be. So they coloured the eggs green and blue and kept the eggs back.
The hen didn't notice. But when the rooster came home, he saw the eggs. He was suddenly furious.
He quickly ran to the forest, and started beating up the peacock.
The hen didn't notice. But when the rooster came home, he saw the eggs. He was suddenly furious.
He quickly ran to the forest, and started beating up the peacock.
Flying in fog with GPS broken, a pilot in the USA was distressed. He found out that they were flying through mountains, and zig-zagged through the many mountain peaks, closely missing each. He finally found his way to the airport, and landed, saving the passengers which seemed impossible. He was praised and got all the media attention.
A reporter asked, "Where did you get these awesome skills?"
He replied casually: "Oh well, I used to drive rickshaws back in India..."
This thread seems to have slowed a bit... Keep 'em coming, guys!
A reporter asked, "Where did you get these awesome skills?"
He replied casually: "Oh well, I used to drive rickshaws back in India..."
This thread seems to have slowed a bit... Keep 'em coming, guys!