When a man says he will do something, he will do it.
There is no need to remind him about it every six months.
There is no need to remind him about it every six months.
Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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In 'Thumps up' advt Salman says, "Aaj kuchh Tufani karte hain". (Today, let's do something adventurous /cyclonic.)
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. Bro, get married, and every day you would get a 'Adventure and cyclone'. in your life.
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Yesterday, my friend & his wife way travelling in a Jet airways plane.
The airhostess asked, "Sir, will you like to upgrade"?
My friend said to his wife," get up, let her sit ".
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. Bro, get married, and every day you would get a 'Adventure and cyclone'. in your life.
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Yesterday, my friend & his wife way travelling in a Jet airways plane.
The airhostess asked, "Sir, will you like to upgrade"?
My friend said to his wife," get up, let her sit ".
I am interested in the next part; what happened after that?
Next part is not to be shared with singles. It is married men secret. Get married to know what happen next.
Today is 8th March, Global women's day. Just like women's day, there is a men's day also.
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. It's on 1st May, and it is called as International Labourer's Day..
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. It's on 1st May, and it is called as International Labourer's Day..
I read a quote about Sunny.
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'Many women have born to create history, but this woman is born to 'delete the history '"
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'Many women have born to create history, but this woman is born to 'delete the history '"
It took 3 minutes to get it ![[frustration]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Frustration.gif "Frustration [frustration]")
I think I am getting old .![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
I think I am getting old .
It took 3 minutes to get it
I think I am getting old .
I think I am getting old .
I'm 15
^^Heck, I understood that awesome sunny joke within a minute. Don't ask me why so, I will get banned for answering 
^^Heck, I understood that awesome sunny joke within a minute. Don't ask me why so, I will get banned for answering
![[evil]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Evil.gif "Evil [evil]")
And your point being??
Why?
How often? Any idea?
Regards
Akash
Why?
How often? Any idea?
Regards
Akash
Guys, kids are here! Can we stop doing this HERE and start someplace else!
I use incognito mode while surfing and CCleaner takes care of everything else ![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
He is 15 and that's enough of a point.
Can't answer, you will report that![[glasses]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Glasses.gif "Glasses [glasses]")
I am free these days, do I need to say anything more?
Which is that 'someplace'?
Guys I can bet that our dear FD can be found as a member/moderator at some 'non-automotive' forum where we can 'do this' without being 'stopped'.
He is 15 and that's enough of a point.
Can't answer, you will report that
I am free these days, do I need to say anything more?
Which is that 'someplace'?
Guys I can bet that our dear FD can be found as a member/moderator at some 'non-automotive' forum where we can 'do this' without being 'stopped'.
That Mr maximas007 is not getting old
Maybe he is, but the fact that he took 3 mins to get the joke does not indicate so...
P.S. I'm not a fan.
Maybe he is, but the fact that he took 3 mins to get the joke does not indicate so...
P.S. I'm not a fan.
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Wife sends husband to bring their child home for the first time as she was unable to go due to some heath aliment.
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and tells his wife,
"He has been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something. "
Reply by the wife : "He was trying to tell you that he is not our son .
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and tells his wife,
"He has been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something. "
Reply by the wife : "He was trying to tell you that he is not our son .