Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

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Well, We (Indians) are born with these zig zag driving skills. Indians who travels on cycles also have these skills. His answer could have been simple that "I used to drive in India before"; and that would have been enough.

Yeah, the thread is slow right now. Reason : Our beloved Tornado sir is missing. .

 

[Tornado]

Sometimes, I don't understand, what kind of era it is?

Women are going towards Shani (Saturn), while men are going towards Sunny!!

 

[TSIVipul]

And Tornado Saarji is back and how!!

 

[Tornado]

Son : Dad, I want to become a great person, so great that government will have to bring a postal stamp with my pic on it.

Dad : Don't be that great my son.

Son : why dad!?

Dad :Because, people apply spittle from behind & punch from front.

 

[shrid]

Q: Why did the computer crash?

A: It had a bad driver.

For those who understand

 

[Tornado]

Which is the thing never belongs to wives
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. 'Mistake '

 

[Tornado]

A wife saw the fridge full of Kingfisher bottles kept by husband...
she asked:
"What is this for ??"

Husband's humble answer: "I'm doing what the banks could not do...........freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya.

 

[TSIVipul]

And after sometime he will even consume the property of Vijay Mallya.

 

[Tornado]

A beautiful girl who was staying in the hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager's lips..

Manager smiles, kisses n licks each finger one by one!!

Girl: you liked it!?!?

Manager: Oh yeah!!

Girl: Now go n tell your boss that there is no tissue & soap in the toilet!!!!


Best way to express the customer complaints, now the manager is admitted in the government hospital despite being a manager of a three star hotel.

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Women take hours to purchase single saree but say only two sentences to the salesman throughout the process.

1) Show me other colour saree in the same design.

2)Show me other design in the same colour.

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Love is a game like chess, one wrong move and straight away you get.
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.. married!!!

 

[GrandRk]

Very true.


Courtesy : WhatsApp

 

[GrandRk]

Once a husband brought his wife to graveyard for picnic. The wife became tempestuous after looking at the surroundings. With a furious tone she asked her husband “Where have you brought me?”

Husband coolly replied, “Hey! You don’t know the importance of this place! People literally die to come here “

 

[Tornado]

Hubby takes unconscious wife to doc.

Doc :I am sorry, she is no more.

At crematorium, wife suddenly wakes up and says :"I'm still alive, I am alive "

Hubby : Just shut up, do you think you are more intelligent than the doc? , lie down silently. Guys (crematorium staff) you carry on..

 

[Tornado]

Summer heat is at its peak.
Now people would start writing posts on social media about importance of putting water containers for sparrows on terrace. And then in the evening go to Dhaba & order Desi chicken!!!

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One boy was riding a Bullet. He saw a girl riding on Activa ahead. He overtook her & asked loudly if she has ever rode a Bullet.

The girl gets annoyed and sped up to move ahead.

The boy again brings his Bullet parallel to her & asks again, "have you ever rode a Bullet “? The girl tries to neglect.

Finally after some distance boy meets an accident & falls down.

The girl stops & asks him," why can't you concentrate on driving "?

Boy :
It was first time I was riding a Bullet & was trying to ask you if you know the location of the brake pedal !!!

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Wife ; I am angry on you.

Hubby ; why?

Wife : I was in mood to scold you, but you said sorry before I could begin & ruined that mood!!

 

[shrid]

I'm trying to find my wife's killer.

But no one is agreeing to do it.

 

[Tornado]

Ultimate Corporate blackmail...

Employee to Boss - If you don't increase my salary,
I will tell the entire team that you have increased my salary !!