Just, Cannot believe my eyes. When I was going through youtube yesterday, randomly while watching videos I saw this one and today you posted the same one here. ![[surprise]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Surprise.gif "Surprise [surprise]")
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Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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#Exam facts-
1) Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams ;)
2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power...Yoyo
3) 50% of the exam is always based on 1 lesson that you missed and 1 topic that you didnt prepare....:P
4) Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless the exams are appeared :P ;)
1) Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams ;)
2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power...Yoyo
3) 50% of the exam is always based on 1 lesson that you missed and 1 topic that you didnt prepare....:P
4) Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless the exams are appeared :P ;)
I dont know where you people get this.
But really true fact. LOL
But really true fact. LOL
Now this is the latest one
Do you know Kareena Kapoor(10 year old) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita singh in 1991. Kareena congratulated the couple at that time and Saif replied .. "Thank you beta" and now...![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
Do you know Kareena Kapoor(10 year old) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita singh in 1991. Kareena congratulated the couple at that time and Saif replied .. "Thank you beta" and now...
Now this is the latest one
Do you know Kareena Kapoor(10 year old) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita singh in 1991. Kareena congratulated the couple at that time and Saif replied .. "Thank you beta" and now...
Do you know Kareena Kapoor(10 year old) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita singh in 1991. Kareena congratulated the couple at that time and Saif replied .. "Thank you beta" and now...
![[:D]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Big%20Smile.gif "Big Smile [:D]")
yeah it's all over fb
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How about this, Real Angry Birds.
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Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the other, “WOOO
OOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
The second whale says, “Shut up Steve, you’re drunk.”
The first whale says to the other, “WOOO
OOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
The second whale says, “Shut up Steve, you’re drunk.”
5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.
ROFL !!
I want to add one more thing for US movies, they always show that world is always in trouble and only US saves it![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
From Indian movies, It always happens that Villain look very strong and doing all the body exercises and asking his people to hit him hard and other side hero is very lean and only busy in loving somebody, but finally villain will be clean bowled and will get beaten like anything by Hero![[clap]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Clap.gif "Clap [clap]")
I want to add one more thing for US movies, they always show that world is always in trouble and only US saves it
From Indian movies, It always happens that Villain look very strong and doing all the body exercises and asking his people to hit him hard and other side hero is very lean and only busy in loving somebody, but finally villain will be clean bowled and will get beaten like anything by Hero
You guys forgot about a Item song in Indian movies. Invariably if there is a happy moment in villan's tent or when hero visits villan's tent, am sure there will be a item song.. Sometimes nasty and sometimes hot.
Pretty juvenile but still okay:
Sardar at his best...
In a party, Sardar asked a girl,
"Aap dance karoge"..?? (Will you dance?)
Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli
"Haan".. (The girl stood up and said "yes")
Sardar: "Toh me ye chair le lu"? (In that case may I take this chair?)
Sardar at his best...
In a party, Sardar asked a girl,
"Aap dance karoge"..?? (Will you dance?)
Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli
"Haan".. (The girl stood up and said "yes")
Sardar: "Toh me ye chair le lu"? (In that case may I take this chair?)
![[:)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Smile.gif "Smile [:)]")
Never thought from that angle. My unqualified apologies if anyone feels bad about the joke. Moderators please take it off if you consider it inappropriate.