One more in Indian Movie. When hero is hurt in love, then hero goes uninvited in heroine's engagement or marriage and start singing some sad song and then people clap over that also. ![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
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OMG... I cant control laughing. This thread is becoming more of commenting movie styles.
One more:
comedians will either be an uncle to heroes or a college mate. He will be with heros through out the movie whatever the occasion is!!!
One more:
comedians will either be an uncle to heroes or a college mate. He will be with heros through out the movie whatever the occasion is!!!
One more thing on movies of today,
Earlier it used to be some real good experience of Hero introduction in the movie, but these days it is really scary to me![[surprise]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Surprise.gif "Surprise [surprise]")
when a movie starts and the introduction of Hero with a blood filled fight or something else which is like a devil coming in ![[cry]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Cry.gif "Cry [cry]")
Earlier it used to be some real good experience of Hero introduction in the movie, but these days it is really scary to me
when a movie starts and the introduction of Hero with a blood filled fight or something else which is like a devil coming in Sounds like Telugu movies .
![[frustration]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Frustration.gif "Frustration [frustration]")
Just visual representation of what we had couple of posts above.
This is nice one actually.
This is nice one actually.
Hello, can you pls fill the tank?
This is too much man..
This is too much man..
Sethu Strikes again. You can’t stop laughing at these ones.
Dhaya as Doctor: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sethu: Yes. A good doctor..
Sethu: My mobile bill how much?
Katrina Kaif as Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sethu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Raja: How do you make a sethu laugh on Saturday?
Gurrala: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Sethu: I think that girl is deaf..
Guralla: How do u know?
Sethu: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sethu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sethu: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sethu: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sethu: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sethu: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sethu to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Appu: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sethu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sethu attending an interview in TAI.
350Z: Do U know MS Office?
Sethu: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sethu in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sethu: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sethu got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sethu replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.
Sethu: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Surendar as Doctor: When?
Sethu: 3 Months Ago
Surendar as Doctor:Wat were u doing till now?
Sethu: We were using duplicate key
Akash: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sethu: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Jayadev: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sethu: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sethu ROCKS
Dhaya as Doctor: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sethu: Yes. A good doctor..
Sethu: My mobile bill how much?
Katrina Kaif as Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sethu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Raja: How do you make a sethu laugh on Saturday?
Gurrala: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Sethu: I think that girl is deaf..
Guralla: How do u know?
Sethu: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sethu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sethu: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sethu: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sethu: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sethu: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sethu to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Appu: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sethu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sethu attending an interview in TAI.
350Z: Do U know MS Office?
Sethu: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sethu in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sethu: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sethu got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sethu replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.
Sethu: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Surendar as Doctor: When?
Sethu: 3 Months Ago
Surendar as Doctor:Wat were u doing till now?
Sethu: We were using duplicate key
Akash: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sethu: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Jayadev: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sethu: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sethu ROCKS
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Old one but just for kicks:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Yesterday I named my Wifi network "hack if you can"
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Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" :)
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Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" :)
Microsoft Bought Skype For
8.5 Billion Dollars . . .
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Stupids
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They Could Have Download
It For Free ...
8.5 Billion Dollars . . .
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Stupids
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They Could Have Download
It For Free ...