Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor


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Both of the posts from Raj_5004 were just hilarious. This is the first time I am going through this thread, and I am just not able to stop laughing. I was missing the fun from so long .

One from me as well:

An engineer Failed In exam !
He Said 2 His Tchr: I'll ask U a Question, If u don't answer, u'll have 2 give me 'A' Grade.
Teacher : OK
Engineer : Whats Legal But Not Logical,
Logical But Not Legal & Neither Logical Nor Legal...?
Teacher Couldn't Answer, He Gave Him 'A' Grade . . .

Later the Engineerr Answered:
Sir, U R 63 Yrs Old & Ur Wife Is 30, Datz Legal But Not Logical.
Ur Wife Has a 25 Yrs Old Boyfriend, Its Logical But Not Legal.
Now U Have Given Ur Wife's Lover A Grade !!!
That's Neither Logical Nor Legal [:-)]
 
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Ever wondered why German cars have no sense of humour?


A German and an Italian go to the jungle for hunting.

Suddenly, the German sees a rabbit.

He aims and shoots, but misses the rabbit by an inch on the left.

So he aims and shoots again, but misses the rabbit again; this time by an inch on the right.

Unperturbed, he smugly puts the gun back on his shoulder as if nothing has happened.

This is too much for the Italian. So he asks the German: "Whatta the hella , why een da name of the Gawd deed you poot down thee gun while thee rabeet ees steeel alive?"

The German replies calmly : " Well, you see, on an average, ze rabbit is dead."
 
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Indian Inventions...............superb !

1. Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.

2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes .
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However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face.

3. Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri.
It is absolutely ok !

4. Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health.

5. Ask for free cucumber / boiled aloo after you have eaten and paid for your sandwich.
Remember ~ after you have paid.

6. Sample all the ice cream flavours free at Natural Ice Cream and then order Sitaphal.

7. When buying peanuts or groundnuts or Chana-Chor-Garam it is ok to keep on munching freebies from the display area till the time your order is getting packed.
It is your birthright !

8. At most Mughlai restaurants you can make a small meal with the free Papad,
peanuts, onions, pickles and chutney so you can skip the starters.

9. Always ask for free sherbet after you have super sucked your
Kala Khatta Gola back into ice.

10. It is absolutely ok to pocket the free toothpicks, mint packets and fenugreek seeds served at restaurants - to be used later while walking down to catch the cab, rickshaw, bus, train or car.

11. Lastly do not forget to give 'MISSED CALL ' ( a concept invented by the Indians)...
 
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Doctor puts new EAR implants to a man.

Man: You fraud, you gave me a woman's ear?

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does! Now I hear everything
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but understand NOTHING :P
 
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs.
I told her the beer would make her look better than the cold cream..
And then the fight started..
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time. So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started
 
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Silly one but still...


100 cc= Passion

125 cc= Discover

150 cc= CBZ

180cc= Pulsar

200cc= KTM

250cc= Ninja

350 cc= BULLET


Huh! All this just to chase an 80cc Scooty?
 
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