Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

S Class · Aug 20, 2012

@ Raj,

It was indeed funny.

BTW, You should have also included codename47, saying - I am doing 150 lbs squats & taking ON 100% WHEY. Some snaps at my gym - [;)]

S Class · Aug 20, 2012

type-r said:

LoL.

Wish this happens in reality.

Some funny letters :-

Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

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A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."

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drniladrisaha · Aug 20, 2012

Re: Why newton committed suicide

vijay said:

Why Newton commited suicide

Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he
is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet i! nto 2 pieces, which kills both
th e gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...
the gangster dies...
The 'climax' f! inally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two gu ns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,
he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...
Well I ! guess Newton couldn't have done anything worse after seeing
these scenes.

I too planned the same ha ha ha

Akash · Aug 20, 2012

raj_5004 said:

YET ANOTHER DAY IN TAI :

Iron Rock : Today I was going to this place in my XUV. Some friends in a Sumo and Dzire were with me.

TSI Vipul : How can you compare the XUV to the Sumo and Dzire. Compare it to the Laura in Petrols and Cruze in diesels.

Iron Rock : Ehh... What?

TSI Vipul : You know the Laura has a turbo petrol engine which can go from 0-100 in no time. It can take corners at 150 kmph. Everbody on the road will look at you with eyes wide open.

raj_5004 : (Hehehe)

Iron Rock : For heaven's sake, I was NOT comparing the cars... @#$&$#

S Class : UV drivers are truck drivers.

raj_5004 : (hehehehe)

The Xover : Tata Storme has a hydroformed chassis with dual mass flywheel, it can beat the XUV. And it's a TATA...

Iron Rock : (cursing himself now) OK, I am out of here.

Raja : Both cars are good. I feel XUV is good but I also feel Laura is good. Cruze is also good.

raj_5004 : (hehehehe)

Jayadev : Stop this MTV.

raj_5004 : mHawk is the best.

350Z : (How do I handle these guys) Guys, please stick to the topic. This thread is about why sunfilms should not be banned. For GOD's sakes, please read the title atleast.

Haha, good one, ROFL [lol]

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raj_5004 · Aug 21, 2012

Next one from me -

After reading my XUV5OO purchase thread :

Raja : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.

The Xover : Useless fella. He went and bought the XUV which has a whole thread on niggles. How could he do that? Why dint he buy the best vehicle ever made by mankind - the Aria...

350Z : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.

S Class : Huh? This guy will never learn. I tried to explain, but he still went ahead and bought a truck.

Mukesh_us : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.

Visran : XUV5OO is coming with an A/T transmission in 2014. It is coming with a 160 bhp engine in 2016. M&M's shares have gone up by 34.56%. Pawan Goenka has said that XUV5OO will be refreshed in 2015. XUV's new brand ambassador is Shakti Kapoor and Monica Bedi since nobody else was willing to work with Shakti Kapoor.

Superbad : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.

Gurrala74 : {His post is so long that TAI has requested for additional server space to accommodate it. Kindly bear the inconvenience.}

autosafari : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.

nozzlering : XUV has a VGT. It also has TPMS. Even dual mass fluwheel. I will explain how everything works. See..........

type-r : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.

Iron Rock : {Should I reply? Will there be a senseless debate again} Well, congrats.

350Z : Thank GOD these guys are sticking to the topic. I have a wordpad which has "Please stick to the topic" saved in it, so that I can easily copy-paste it in this forum.

gears1313 · Aug 21, 2012

raj_5004 said:

Next one from me -

After reading my XUV5OO purchase thread :

Raja : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.
..
type-r : I knew his next car would be a Mahindra.

Iron Rock : {Should I reply? Will there be a senseless debate again} Well, congrats.

350Z : Thank GOD these guys are sticking to the topic. I have a wordpad which has "Please stick to the topic" saved in it, so that I can easily copy-paste it in this forum.

And I knew your next car would be a Mahindra. :lol!:

Raja · Aug 22, 2012

raj_5004 said:

Hahahaa this is hilarious man I think I need to seat with you one day for my acts too and take tips from you this and the previous one was too good [clap]

type-r · Aug 22, 2012

hahaha great one Raj. I knew his next car would be a Mahindra. haha

Surfer · Aug 22, 2012

A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver.
"I will tow U 2 next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash UR lights".
They set up slowly but only a few Km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past going @ 210 Km/hour. The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the Cop radios the HQ, "S***T, U Won't believe this - I have a BMW & Porsche raising past 210 Km an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"

Rajvel · Aug 22, 2012

Surfer said:

A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver.
"I will tow U 2 next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash UR lights".
They set up slowly but only a few Km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past going @ 210 Km/hour. The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the Cop radios the HQ, "S***T, U Won't believe this - I have a BMW & Porsche raising past 210 Km an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"

LOL i cant stop laughing man [lol]

sethumurugan · Aug 22, 2012

raj_5004 said:

Hey Raj, That was too good, especially 350Z's concultion

Surfer said:

This is really toooooooooooo much freind, ha ha.. i cant stop lauging

vaibhav · Aug 22, 2012

Surfer said:

A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver.
"I will tow U 2 next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash UR lights".
They set up slowly but only a few Km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past going @ 210 Km/hour. The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the Cop radios the HQ, "S***T, U Won't believe this - I have a BMW & Porsche raising past 210 Km an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"

hahahaha this is amazing [lol]

edios · Aug 22, 2012

Surfer said:

A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver.
"I will tow U 2 next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash UR lights".
They set up slowly but only a few Km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past going @ 210 Km/hour. The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the Cop radios the HQ, "S***T, U Won't believe this - I have a BMW & Porsche raising past 210 Km an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"

Read them in a book some months before. [;)]

gears1313 · Aug 22, 2012

Surfer said:

A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver.
"I will tow U 2 next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash UR lights".
They set up slowly but only a few Km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past going @ 210 Km/hour. The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the Cop radios the HQ, "S***T, U Won't believe this - I have a BMW & Porsche raising past 210 Km an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"

Nano flashing its lights to overtake.... OMG...
ROFL!!! [lol]

freakdude · Aug 22, 2012

Surfer said:

A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver.
"I will tow U 2 next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash UR lights".
They set up slowly but only a few Km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past going @ 210 Km/hour. The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the Cop radios the HQ, "S***T, U Won't believe this - I have a BMW & Porsche raising past 210 Km an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"

Oh man, i almost laughed out loud. Superb one since long time.

freakdude.

Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

S Class

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S Class

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drniladrisaha

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Akash

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raj_5004

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gears1313

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Raja

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type-r

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Surfer

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Rajvel

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sethumurugan

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vaibhav

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edios

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gears1313

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freakdude

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