just toooo hilarious bro!! great one!!
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just toooo hilarious bro!! great one!!
ROFL can't stop laughing nice one raj
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nice threads buddy. but i dont know how i missed it. the last one on 350z is superb
nice threads buddy. but i dont know how i missed it. the last one on 350z is superb
@Raj:That's a great post by you,I can't stop my laugh right now.
By the way,it seems to be my bad luck that I missed that 'another day' at TAI.
And one more amazing fact is that this out of topic discussion was started by a moderator(Iron Rock) and is ended by another moderator(350Z).Also I agree with all of you,the last line said by 350Z(elite moderator) is the best one and most humorous.
By the way,it seems to be my bad luck that I missed that 'another day' at TAI.
And one more amazing fact is that this out of topic discussion was started by a moderator(Iron Rock) and is ended by another moderator(350Z).Also I agree with all of you,the last line said by 350Z(elite moderator) is the best one and most humorous.
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Thank you friends... Keep posting and you guys will be on my hit list next! ![[evil]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Evil.gif "Evil [evil]")
Thank you ParC. Nothing like this happened, its purely fictional based on my encounters with the said members.
Thank you ParC. Nothing like this happened, its purely fictional based on my encounters with the said members.
@Raj:You said nothing happened like this,but in many threads I have found something like this only.Though the joke was at a completely new level,but I think this happens and maybe this is the true charm of this forum.
Raj bhai,my stomach is aching but still I am forced to laugh.Thanks for such a wonderful post.Please accept my praising,its not possible to add repo points using phone!!
Confidence.
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@ Raj Thanks to u bro !! I had a hearty laugh !!!! Fantastic mate My wifey gave me a wierd look when she saw me goin nuts after reading something on the lappy, I showed her the reason and she was also laughing !!!
My wifey gave me a wierd look when she saw me goin nuts after reading something on the lappy, I showed her the reason and she was also laughing !!!Who else could be that ?
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A Plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes
Meanwhile there were 5 people on board.
The 1st person was Sachin Tendulkar and he said: "You know I'm the world's best cricketer, so I can't die now" He took 1 parachute and left.
The 2nd who was Anil Ambani said: "You know I'm the richest man in India and I'm not that old to die" so, he took the 2nd parachute and left.
Indian Prime Minister Manmohan said: "You know I'm the smartest prime minister in the world, so I can't die now" :P
He took 1 and left.
It was left with Anna Hazare and a little schoolgirl.
The Anna said to her: "Take the last 1, I'll sacrifice my life for you".
The little girl replied: "but there are two parachutes left,
Manmohan took my school bag and jumped" :P :D
Meanwhile there were 5 people on board.
The 1st person was Sachin Tendulkar and he said: "You know I'm the world's best cricketer, so I can't die now" He took 1 parachute and left.
The 2nd who was Anil Ambani said: "You know I'm the richest man in India and I'm not that old to die" so, he took the 2nd parachute and left.
Indian Prime Minister Manmohan said: "You know I'm the smartest prime minister in the world, so I can't die now" :P
He took 1 and left.
It was left with Anna Hazare and a little schoolgirl.
The Anna said to her: "Take the last 1, I'll sacrifice my life for you".
The little girl replied: "but there are two parachutes left,
Manmohan took my school bag and jumped" :P :D
rofl
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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "
Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro. "
"What do you mean it's illegal? " asked the
Englishmen.
"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile,"
the Englishmen says disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons. "
"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakin'a the law ".
The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over We want to speak to someone with more intelligence! "
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come ". "He's a busy with two guys in a Uno "."
IDIOTS (Teacher appreciation jokes)
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"