*mummy khaane mei kya hai...bookh lgi hai
mummy: beta baingan* bnaae hain
me: acha theek h, mei to khaa k aaya hu bahar se
mummy: beta baingan* bnaae hain
me: acha theek h, mei to khaa k aaya hu bahar se
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Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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happens most of the time
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Drive Safe,
350Z
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Drive Safe,
350Z
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull. " Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull. " Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull. " Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull. " And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious.
He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try! "![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull. " Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull. " Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull. " Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull. " And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious.
He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try! "
Well,just now finished downloading the entire movie 'Pyaar ka PUNCHnaama' and watched the 5 minute long dialogue...it was mind blowing as usual.
Dude this is an awesome movie. After watching the movie; I was feeling proud to be single!!!
After watching this movie I feel even more proud because I am also single(only committed for the name sake) and at same time feel bad for those with live-in relationships and married..
BTW,this movie shows how friends are always above the girl you love and hence friends should be given higher priority.
BTW,this movie shows how friends are always above the girl you love and hence friends should be given higher priority.
bhai, thank you but even I am proud to stay in a live-in relationship.
I think I am an exception at this case.
I think I am an exception at this case.
Girl gave pendrive to boy & said:
isme facebook daal dena! (add facebook in it)
Boy gave a look*
..she said: kya hua 2gb mei nahi aege (What happened 2Gb is not sufficient)
isme facebook daal dena! (add facebook in it)
Boy gave a look*
..she said: kya hua 2gb mei nahi aege (What happened 2Gb is not sufficient)
What say?
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^^^Now I am thinking why you keep mum at most of my points..
^^^Now I am thinking why you keep mum at most of my points..
Wife, tasting whisky: "Chee kitni kadvi hai yeh to."
Santa "Aur tu sochti hai ki mai roz aish karta hoon. Soch ke bola kar Preeto. It hurts"
Santa "Aur tu sochti hai ki mai roz aish karta hoon. Soch ke bola kar Preeto. It hurts"
Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no kis name se save he,
Honey ya Darling
He was shoked 2 see d name
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!!
ye dekhne k liye k mera no kis name se save he,
Honey ya Darling
He was shoked 2 see d name
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!!
LAME ONE :
Q:What would ROADIES be called if they used Horses insted of Bikes ?
Ans: GHODIES
Q:What would ROADIES be called if they used Horses insted of Bikes ?
Ans: GHODIES
hey jayadev. no offence but 350z wrote this some days back.
so just a reminder![[:)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Smile.gif "Smile [:)]")
so just a reminder