brilliant Jayadev! just loved it!
Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” The officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly — twenty-two miles an hour” the old woman said proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22? was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am”, the officer says, “I have to ask…Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.”
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.” rofl![[:D]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Big%20Smile.gif "Big Smile [:D]")
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He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” The officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly — twenty-two miles an hour” the old woman said proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22? was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am”, the officer says, “I have to ask…Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.”
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.” rofl
man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen.
he then decided he would removi\e it when he parked his car , he also left a note saying..
" there is no point breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal..
when he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where he had left his saying
" just checking"
he then decided he would removi\e it when he parked his car , he also left a note saying..
" there is no point breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal..
when he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where he had left his saying
" just checking"
New generation Prposals
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@Jayadev:
Nice one it was.With rising prices of petrol,there is no harm calling it LIQUID GOLD.
Nice one it was.With rising prices of petrol,there is no harm calling it LIQUID GOLD.
Twilight fusion
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Do you know how the concept of ladies first began ?
Lovers decided to commit Suicide.
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boy jumped first..:(
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Girl didnt jump:-/
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From that day started the concpt of
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Ladies First started![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
Lovers decided to commit Suicide.
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boy jumped first..:(
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Girl didnt jump:-/
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From that day started the concpt of
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Ladies First started
@YashD:
That was great..'ladies first'..
@Jayadev:
From where to get this razor?
That was great..'ladies first'..
@Jayadev:
From where to get this razor?
okay.. sharing some real life jokes of my school's Physical Training Sir!
And many more which I don't remember right now.
- *comes to class* "why don't you people open the windows? let the air force come in."
- *a boy asks for a football & sir replies:* "sorry, there is no wind in the ball!"
- "everyone come here & stand in a straight circle"
- "i have 2 daughters, both are girls"
- "i talk, he talk, why u middle talk?"
- "you go & rotate the ground 4 times"
- "go & understand the tree"
- "everyone stand together, girls separate, boys separate!"
And many more which I don't remember right now.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
our PT sir's famous utterings
- both of you three come here
- we understanding people are suffering (when some one spit on his head from the floor above )
- both of you three come here
- we understanding people are suffering (when some one spit on his head from the floor above )
Katy Perry: blue hair,
Nicki Minaj: pink hair,
Rihanna: red hair &
Lady Gaga: green hair!
THE POWER RANGERS ARE
BACK!
Nicki Minaj: pink hair,
Rihanna: red hair &
Lady Gaga: green hair!
THE POWER RANGERS ARE
BACK!
okay.. sharing some real life jokes of my school's Physical Training Sir!
- *comes to class* "why don't you people open the windows? let the air force come in."
- *a boy asks for a football & sir replies:* "sorry, there is no wind in the ball!"
- "everyone come here & stand in a straight circle"
- "i have 2 daughters, both are girls"
- "i talk, he talk, why u middle talk?"
- "you go & rotate the ground 4 times"
- "go & understand the tree"
- "everyone stand together, girls separate, boys separate!"
. Some more of my college days :-" Take a copper wire of any metal",
" If you want to study, study, if don't, what my fathers go ? "
" Call that spectacular boy understanding the tree" (boy with specs).