Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

[Akash1886]

It sounds to me that Dubai and Vegas are the places to live then. Can easily exchange those issues with mine (Delhi's)

I don't think its that easy. I would suggest, discuss it with your wife by calling a "Round Table Conference" in a closed room because in all probability after discussing the exchange plans, I am sure you'll not remain a Pilot and would be commuting in an Auto!! Do share the outcome with us as you'll be setting an example.

Regards

Akash

 

[TSIVipul]

^^And we singles will learn from the experience of our senior and learn how not to become an Auto commuter from a Pilot.

 

[Auto_Pilot]

What? . Discuss with my wife. No way. Akash, what pleasure will you get after seeing my face thrashed and blue all over. Have some pity buddy. You are about to join my league (Married guys).

 

[Lameassonwheels]

Some more from the odd-even joke book.

Matrimonial Advt in Delhi. 27 year old Btech MBA boy employed in an MNC as a project manager with odd numbered vehicle looking for beautiful girl with even numbered vehicle. Suitable candidates please reply with picture of vehicle and registration certificate.

Reporter to Delhi CM- Sir, how will you provide security to women in Delhi?
Delhi CM- One day only females will come out of houses and other day only males

 

[Akash1886]

What? Discuss with my wife. No way. Akash, what pleasure will you get after seeing my face thrashed and blue all over. Have some pity buddy. You are about to join my league (Married guys).

See, Do you realize, you'll be used as an experiment or in automotive language, you'll be a test mule for handling such b-e-a utiful discussion. See, I am not going to see the dents on you only want the result. Aur Phir, you'll be probably the first person to go thru a crash test done by your wife! so your structural rigidity would be tested as well. This is going to be a "PILOT PROJECT". As of me, once I see your outcome, I'll take note and accordingly make my moves post devastation!!

Regards

Akash

 

[Akash1886]

when the hubbies get cold tea and half cooked food then frustration comes out this way

There is not just FD, there is one more, who cancelled his ride in Audi Q3 to beat the odd-even rule. Here's how his wife made it "Even For Him" though "He certainly felt Odd"

The man is none other than, the expert in suggesting riding sharing ideas!! Weighing 60 Kgs, From Rohini, New Delhi! Ladies and Gentleman, Please welcome!! ))))V A I B H A V((((

my plan has got cancelled as my wife blasted me that first to taker her somewhere in such cars and not fellow carpool riders

Regards

Akash

 

[GrandRk]

Once a guy purchased HP laptop and he thought to show it to his girlfriend

Boy : Hey look !! I have brought new HP laptop !!

Girl: Wow !! A new laptop that too from Hindustan Petroleum

 

[Astralbliss]

For those of you who get it....

 

[Tornado]

Confession of a Botanist :

After studying botany for a decade, I couldn't understand how a flower grows in to pumpkin. I could only understand it after getting married with my girlfriend.

 

[Astralbliss]

Meanwhile in Russia....

 

[Tornado]

@fellow TAI gers, for pics please post them here
http://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/member-s-lounge/957-funny-automotive-pics.html

http://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/member-s-lounge/59-wierd-funny-non-automotive-pics.html

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Two high-school girls.

First : My dad said, if this time you fail in the exams, I am going to marry you with a boy of my choice..

Second : so, how are your preparations?

First : I have done everything, only pedicure is remaining.

 

[tai_newbie]

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.
He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall.
He smashed the first bottle swearing, "you are the reason I fight with my wife".
He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't love my children".
He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a decent job".
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and was full. He hesitated for only a moment and said "you stand aside, I know you were not involved".

 

[Akash1886]

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night.

When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and was full. He hesitated for only a moment and said "you stand aside, I know you were not involved".

This particular part was the funniest. Also, he was angry probably because he had eventually lost the argument with his wife!

Regards

Akash

 

[GrandRk]

My friend's wife had her driving test.

She got 8 out of 10
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The other 2 somehow jumped out of her way.

 

[Auto_Pilot]

My friend's wife had her driving test.

She got 8 out of 10
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Was she really your friend's wife. [thinking] or are you trying to save the culprit?