@TSI VIPUL that was a wondeful one bro. The Moral is too good not to be true. i was jumping on my chair when my colleagues made me come back to my senses. Loved it!!!!!
Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor
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Delhi people are planning to sell their cars and purchase a horse so that this odd & even number fiasco ends forever.
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But worried, what if govt brings a rule which compels to travel on a horse on even dates & mare on odd dates.
Four college students were riding on single bike.
A police man signals them to stop with his hand.
The first student slows down the bike a bit & shouts,
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. Can't you see we are already four, where the heck you will sit?
There was long que in front of a doc's clinic. Suddenly a person came in hurry & directly approached the door. The que immediately got converted in a crowd, lifted the person and put him behind the last person's place in the que.
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. The man shouted, ok ok, I will take half day leave today and go home, but will not open the clinic today!
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But worried, what if govt brings a rule which compels to travel on a horse on even dates & mare on odd dates.
Four college students were riding on single bike.
A police man signals them to stop with his hand.
The first student slows down the bike a bit & shouts,
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. Can't you see we are already four, where the heck you will sit?
There was long que in front of a doc's clinic. Suddenly a person came in hurry & directly approached the door. The que immediately got converted in a crowd, lifted the person and put him behind the last person's place in the que.
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. The man shouted, ok ok, I will take half day leave today and go home, but will not open the clinic today!
Final year student was not able to answer any questions asked by examiner. Finally, examiner decides to pull his leg.
Examiner: Tell me, if you get married with one of the twin, how will you identify between wife & her sister?
Student : I will pinch her at her waist, If she blushes then she is Sister in law & if she gets annoyed, she is wife!
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. Examiner stopped pulling legs of students then onwards.
Examiner: Tell me, if you get married with one of the twin, how will you identify between wife & her sister?
Student : I will pinch her at her waist, If she blushes then she is Sister in law & if she gets annoyed, she is wife!
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. Examiner stopped pulling legs of students then onwards.
^^My answer would have been simple "who wants to identify?" ![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
^^My answer would have been simple "who wants to identify?"
^^I still wouldn't have been concerned until the examiner himself was the father of young and beautiful twins 
If examiner was then I also would have been a saint
If examiner was then I also would have been a saint
A friend sent it via mail and I have Dedicated this joke to all our adventure sport players who have dedicated themselves to the biggest adventure sport called 'marriage':
Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.
Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?
Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!
Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?
Husband :"Simran"!!
Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?
Husband :*98
Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?
Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...
But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?![[confused]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Confused.gif "Confused [confused]")
Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "![[evil]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Evil.gif "Evil [evil]")
"Pin drop Silence"
Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.
Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?
Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!
Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?
Husband :"Simran"!!
Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?
Husband :*98
Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?
Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...
But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?
Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "
"Pin drop Silence"
I have a Query here; From when did Marriage become an Adventure Sport? Marriage is a volcano which erupts and catches the victim unaware most of the time. The only thing after marriage a husband can do is to maintain "Pin drop Silence".
Regards
Akash
Regards
Akash
@Akash:
I hope you have also started practicing the same (Pin drop silence) from now itself as your day is not very far now
I hope you have also started practicing the same (Pin drop silence) from now itself as your day is not very far now
Nothing to be practiced about. I have been silent in these matters since I met her 4 years ago. Marriage will just give a stamp of me maintaining Pin Drop Silence thereafter.
Tell me one man who hasn't mellowed down or made to mellow down after marriage? Of-course maybe FD is an exception. But we lesser mortals are not as lucky!!
Regards
Akash
Tell me one man who hasn't mellowed down or made to mellow down after marriage? Of-course maybe FD is an exception. But we lesser mortals are not as lucky!!
Regards
Akash
Two ladies were serving non rigorous simple jail term of 14 years in same cell.
After 14 years they were set free simultaneously. After coming out from the main gate of the jail, first lady shook the hand with other and said,.
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" Chal, baki batein phone par karenge. "(We will talk rest of the things on phone.)
After 14 years they were set free simultaneously. After coming out from the main gate of the jail, first lady shook the hand with other and said,.
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" Chal, baki batein phone par karenge. "(We will talk rest of the things on phone.)
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Shahid lived in a tiny Afghan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy Shahid". One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career. The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. She even shifted to another city.
20 years later, that teacher got a severe cardiac disorder and all the doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..
left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful. When she opened her eyes , she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our friend Shahid working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner.
Conclusion
If you were thinking that Shahid became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many bollywood/tollywood movies or have been reading too many motivational books...
20 years later, that teacher got a severe cardiac disorder and all the doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..
left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful. When she opened her eyes , she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our friend Shahid working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner.
Conclusion
If you were thinking that Shahid became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many bollywood/tollywood movies or have been reading too many motivational books...
In the morning wife asked for newspaper ..
Husband - how backward are you....world had progressed so much and you are asking for news paper? Here, have my TAB ....
Wife killed the cockroach with the TAB....![[glasses]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Glasses.gif "Glasses [glasses]")
Husband unconscious ...
Moral-
Whatever wife asks...give
Husband - how backward are you....world had progressed so much and you are asking for news paper? Here, have my TAB ....
Wife killed the cockroach with the TAB....
Husband unconscious ...
Moral-
Whatever wife asks...give
Today's Gyan (knowledge) :
Who is disturbed & sad when a girl leaves for her in law's home on the day of her marriage? Mother? Father? Brother?
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Ans : YES,you are right, it is the parents of the girls on the same day who are sad & disturbed, but next morning,most disturbed & sad are the boys of the same town!
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After attending & sitting for the sacred prayer, sacred Pooja of River Ganges for three and half hours, Japanese PM was thinking, "if these people have so much time to spend, why the heck they want to spend on Bullet train"?
Who is disturbed & sad when a girl leaves for her in law's home on the day of her marriage? Mother? Father? Brother?
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Ans : YES,you are right, it is the parents of the girls on the same day who are sad & disturbed, but next morning,most disturbed & sad are the boys of the same town!
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After attending & sitting for the sacred prayer, sacred Pooja of River Ganges for three and half hours, Japanese PM was thinking, "if these people have so much time to spend, why the heck they want to spend on Bullet train"?
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Lol similar has happened to me,
I was suppose to help out at a desk at my friends agency ,so a long line of people were waiting in the morning to submit forms. When i went past the long line ,one old man was like grabbing my collar & shoulder from behind & rest people were like oh see big shot what are we waiting here swatting flies. Then guys in front of the line try blocking etc i yell staffer name with annoyance. The look on the humiliated faces on their realization i wont forget![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
I was suppose to help out at a desk at my friends agency ,so a long line of people were waiting in the morning to submit forms. When i went past the long line ,one old man was like grabbing my collar & shoulder from behind & rest people were like oh see big shot what are we waiting here swatting flies. Then guys in front of the line try blocking etc i yell staffer name with annoyance. The look on the humiliated faces on their realization i wont forget