Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

[350Z]

thanx dhaya. i love the texas polic, the look of the vehicle itself will scare off people!!!

Nice pictures. But hey, don't call it that way. This is one beautiful sports car known as Dodge Viper!



Drive Safe,
350Z

 

[jayadev]

definitly beautiful and looks mighty too..i meant "scare " in a sense nobody is gonna take chances on the road when one like these are watching you. just imagine how long one can keep ahead with this beauty behind chasing ....busted!!!

 

[jayadev]

blowing horn ..

 

[cooldhaya]

Ha ha good one!

 

[avindu]

These are some of the jokes that I came across, w.r.t our very own Rajinikanth.

> Rajini can do 0 to 100kmph in 0 seconds
> Rajini has 5 gears for reverse in his car
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> Rajini once adopted two elephants, two camels and two horses from a zoo!

Y?

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coz he wanted to play Chess.

 

[cooldhaya]

Ha ha all these jokes about Rajinikanth are doing the rounds for sometime now!

 

[type-r]

sorry for hindi, but this is funny!

Santa
k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.

Banta: Ye Kyon Laga
Rakhi Hai?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.Dukandar ne Kaha Ye
LATEST Hai. :-)

one more:
Do you know why a santa kept the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

 

[mastersquall]

lol now any one can see santa

 

[type-r]

one more that just occured:

my mom called a bentley continental supersports a over sized Mini Cooper!! :P

 

[gears1313]

hahaha!!
Guyz if you want more Rajnikant jokes just let meknow... I receive 'n' numbers of those jokes from my friends. Earlier there was craze for SantaBanta; then came CID and now Rajni...

 

[linkin]

ha nice ones

 

[cooldhaya]

Ha ha good pictures Linkin!

 

[jayadev]

budha said "change must come from within yourself"

Great line:
" Change can't be given to you every time,

U only must bring the change"
said by...........



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[cooldhaya]

Ha ha good ones , first one i know it already but Rajni one is new to me!

 

[gears1313]

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