This is one of the best threads ! i do the following things,
3. Get inside bum first, with both legs dangling outside the car, bang both heels together (Nazi salute style) to get rid of shoe dust and only then pull both feet inside.
6. Refuse to take the car out again once it has been parked for the day.
7. Wash the car and polish it even though it's raining outside ("Oi, why are you doing this, it will get dirty again the moment you take it outside").
9. Never rolling down the windows, irrespective of the weather. Never. Ever. ("Yaar...why don't you roll down the windows and let the air in?")
19. Polish the window beadings with dashboard shiner ("huhhh....what are you doinggggg?")
20. Keep staring at the just washed-and polished car without a worry in the world.
i am always given a strange look when my family members spot me cleaning the under body, wheel arches, and the tread pattern of the tyres.!