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Funny Auto Acronyms!
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AMG, Why so hard on HM?[thinking]
MAHINDRA-
Mighty
All-rounder
&
Huge
INDian
Road
Aristrocat
TATA - Time and time again.
Mighty
All-rounder
&
Huge
INDian
Road
Aristrocat
TATA - Time and time again.
Here are mine, although positively praising ones:
SUZUKI: Surely, Undisputed, Zealous Unconquered King of Indian cars
FIAT: Ferrari In Affordable Trim
SUZUKI: Surely, Undisputed, Zealous Unconquered King of Indian cars
FIAT: Ferrari In Affordable Trim
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So true I must say.
There Are Thousands of Alternatives ...guess what!!
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One liners for cars, brands
A single line comment that comes to my mind when I see these cars/brands on road. Please, share your comments as well...
1. TATA Manza - Fix your face, see the shape!
2. TATA Vista - Fix your image
3. TATA Safari - Good road presence even after so many years
4. TATA Safari Storm - Nano's music player for 10 lakh car!
5. TATA Aria - Vista's face at maximum price
6. Ford Fiesta Classic - Wish this pricing was offered from begining!
7. Ford Fiesta - Over priced for under space car!
8. Ford EcoSport - Right on time, right on price, right on size, late on delivery!
9. Honda Amaze - Upgrade your dash board to match your brand name!
10.Chevorlet - Bring on your Trax
11. Chevorlet Sail - where is the buzz?
12. Mahindra Verito - Too late, too litle. Your image has been carved on our mind.
13. Fiat Linea - See, How to destroy a good product!
14. Fiat Punto - No spare parts please!
15. Maruti Kizashi - Maruti, You cross your price range!
16. Premier Rio - First in segement last in sales!
17. Nissan Sunny - Can you fix the look of your ugly rounded central control?
A single line comment that comes to my mind when I see these cars/brands on road. Please, share your comments as well...
1. TATA Manza - Fix your face, see the shape!
2. TATA Vista - Fix your image
3. TATA Safari - Good road presence even after so many years
4. TATA Safari Storm - Nano's music player for 10 lakh car!
5. TATA Aria - Vista's face at maximum price
6. Ford Fiesta Classic - Wish this pricing was offered from begining!
7. Ford Fiesta - Over priced for under space car!
8. Ford EcoSport - Right on time, right on price, right on size, late on delivery!
9. Honda Amaze - Upgrade your dash board to match your brand name!
10.Chevorlet - Bring on your Trax
11. Chevorlet Sail - where is the buzz?
12. Mahindra Verito - Too late, too litle. Your image has been carved on our mind.
13. Fiat Linea - See, How to destroy a good product!
14. Fiat Punto - No spare parts please!
15. Maruti Kizashi - Maruti, You cross your price range!
16. Premier Rio - First in segement last in sales!
17. Nissan Sunny - Can you fix the look of your ugly rounded central control?
Re: One liners for cars, brands
Well, I do have something to share. Not exactly what you have mentioned. But definitely amusing:
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
BMW: Brings Men Women
And d best..
MARUTI: Made According Roads & Users Typically Indian
Well, I do have something to share. Not exactly what you have mentioned. But definitely amusing:
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
BMW: Brings Men Women
And d best..
MARUTI: Made According Roads & Users Typically Indian
Re: One liners for cars, brands
Nice Initiative and innovative. I do have a different approach though to this (no offence to anyone's feeling and to the names taken below)
MARUTI - SHAHRUKH KHAN - not much potential but still everyone's favourite
HYUNDAI - FARHAN AKHTAR - comes, sees and then excels. jack of all trades
MAHINDRA - SALMAN KHAN - Tough, old company still reinventing and gaining more popularity everyday
TOYOTA - AMIR KHAN - Perfect in what it is made for
TATA - DHARMENDRA / SUNNY DEOL - Old but still carries the toughness tag along
HONDA - RANBIR KAPOOR - Smooth and stylish
FORD - SHAHID KAPOOR - Shows excellence in patches and in some products/movies
VOLKSWAGEN - ANIL KAPOOR - Style, CLass, Executive, International
SKODA - EMRAN HASHMI - Goes for the looks and the end everyone knows
RENAULT - AKSHAY KUMAR - Copies others and still manages to make its own identity (read dacia/nissan product rebadging)
NISSAN - RISHI KAPOOR - old wine, has potential and still hiding age and experience somehow
FIAT - HRITHIK ROSHAN - Style
CHEVROLET - IMRAN KHAN - still not confident in what it is doing, but in patches shows worth
FORCE - JOHN ABRAHAM - Big, masculine and the latest muscle
MERCEDES - AMITABH BACHCHAN - Classy looks, High cost / maintenance
HINDUSTAN MOTORS - JOHNY LEVER - Joker in the pack
AUDI - JASON STATHAM - look at an Audi and the first thing you remeber - TRANSPORTER
Nice Initiative and innovative. I do have a different approach though to this (no offence to anyone's feeling and to the names taken below)
MARUTI - SHAHRUKH KHAN - not much potential but still everyone's favourite
HYUNDAI - FARHAN AKHTAR - comes, sees and then excels. jack of all trades
MAHINDRA - SALMAN KHAN - Tough, old company still reinventing and gaining more popularity everyday
TOYOTA - AMIR KHAN - Perfect in what it is made for
TATA - DHARMENDRA / SUNNY DEOL - Old but still carries the toughness tag along
HONDA - RANBIR KAPOOR - Smooth and stylish
FORD - SHAHID KAPOOR - Shows excellence in patches and in some products/movies
VOLKSWAGEN - ANIL KAPOOR - Style, CLass, Executive, International
SKODA - EMRAN HASHMI - Goes for the looks and the end everyone knows
RENAULT - AKSHAY KUMAR - Copies others and still manages to make its own identity (read dacia/nissan product rebadging)
NISSAN - RISHI KAPOOR - old wine, has potential and still hiding age and experience somehow
FIAT - HRITHIK ROSHAN - Style
CHEVROLET - IMRAN KHAN - still not confident in what it is doing, but in patches shows worth
FORCE - JOHN ABRAHAM - Big, masculine and the latest muscle
MERCEDES - AMITABH BACHCHAN - Classy looks, High cost / maintenance
HINDUSTAN MOTORS - JOHNY LEVER - Joker in the pack
AUDI - JASON STATHAM - look at an Audi and the first thing you remeber - TRANSPORTER
Got a new one... since FIAT service center is very close to my office and I can see the service center from balcony all the time full with parked FIAT cars... People drop their Liena, Punto & Palio cars in morning and never get car by evening, they have to keep calling to know when car will be ready!
FIAT - Car comes to cervice center by owners wish but leaves service center as per the spare parts wish!
FIAT - Car comes to cervice center by owners wish but leaves service center as per the spare parts wish!