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ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Bring More Women
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Darn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Darn Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Old Dads Garage Experiment
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Trashcan
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Fast On Race Day
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fault Of R&D
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
For Off Road Driving
For Old Retired Drunks
Found On Road, Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Get More Cash!
Gimme My Checkbook!
God's Mechanical Curse
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greasy Messy Contraption
Great Mountain of Crap
Greatest Mistake Created
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem
Just Eats Every Penny
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich
Kia
Keep Inside Asia
Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Killed In Action
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Korea Invades America
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Danger
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
MITSUBISHI
May Involve Turbos, **** Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PORSCHE
Plenty Of Repairs Service Can't Help Everything
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Styling Absent After Buyout
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Very Weird
Virtually Worthless
If you have more then feel free to add.
Drive Safe!
350Z
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Bring More Women
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Darn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Darn Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Old Dads Garage Experiment
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Trashcan
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Fast On Race Day
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fault Of R&D
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
For Off Road Driving
For Old Retired Drunks
Found On Road, Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Get More Cash!
Gimme My Checkbook!
God's Mechanical Curse
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greasy Messy Contraption
Great Mountain of Crap
Greatest Mistake Created
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem
Just Eats Every Penny
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich
Kia
Keep Inside Asia
Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Killed In Action
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Korea Invades America
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Danger
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
MITSUBISHI
May Involve Turbos, **** Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PORSCHE
Plenty Of Repairs Service Can't Help Everything
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Styling Absent After Buyout
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Very Weird
Virtually Worthless
If you have more then feel free to add.
Drive Safe!
350Z
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