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The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
- The Tender one
- the Amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was her mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother in law came to know of the story, she sold all her jewellery and gave him the money
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Pappu Electrician”
- The Tender one
- the Amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was her mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother in law came to know of the story, she sold all her jewellery and gave him the money
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Pappu Electrician”
Husband's True Value in the mind of his Wife
World's most charming Dude: Her Brother
World's most amazing person: Her Mom
World's most caring person: Her Sister
World's best friend: Her childhood friend
Her B.A.E: Her Morning Walk friend
Her Best Confidant: Her Cousin
The most clever person: Her Aunt
World's most Jealous person: Her Sister-in-law
World's most nagging person: Her Mother-in-law
World's biggest looser & headache: Her Brother-in-law
Finally!
World's most incompetent, insensitive, illogical, unreasonable person: Does it even need to be told???
Inviting the comments on the above from our married folks here and from @Nanofreak, @Gear Head-2 & @Furious Driver!!
Regards
Akash
World's most charming Dude: Her Brother
World's most amazing person: Her Mom
World's most caring person: Her Sister
World's best friend: Her childhood friend
Her B.A.E: Her Morning Walk friend
Her Best Confidant: Her Cousin
The most clever person: Her Aunt
World's most Jealous person: Her Sister-in-law
World's most nagging person: Her Mother-in-law
World's biggest looser & headache: Her Brother-in-law
Finally!
World's most incompetent, insensitive, illogical, unreasonable person: Does it even need to be told???
Inviting the comments on the above from our married folks here and from @Nanofreak, @Gear Head-2 & @Furious Driver!!
Regards
Akash
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Just six months since marriage, I simply agree. Especially for the last line ending....Does it even need to be told???
World's most amazing person: Her Mom
Above sentence still stands true according to HER even if is modified as,
World's most amazing, guiding, mentoring, free with lots of time, always available, knowledgeable, decision maker, instructor.....and what not : Her Mom
And, World's most poor, helpless (bechaara) and reliable person : Her Dad![[lol]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Laugh.gif "Laugh [lol]")
Above sentence still stands true according to HER even if is modified as,
World's most amazing, guiding, mentoring, free with lots of time, always available, knowledgeable, decision maker, instructor.....and what not : Her Mom
And, World's most poor, helpless (bechaara) and reliable person : Her Dad
Chai time Joke
If TaTA buys the company "OYO Rooms" will they call it as "T OYO TA"
[thinking]
If TaTA buys the company "OYO Rooms" will they call it as "T OYO TA"
[thinking]
At one traffic signal,
Beggar : "What Sir, Only Rs.1... Why this partiality sir? You gave my friend Rs.10 at last traffic light"
Man in the car : "How did you know it?"
Beggar : "He has sent me Whatsapp message with your car number. We are all members of same Whataspp group"
Beggar : "What Sir, Only Rs.1... Why this partiality sir? You gave my friend Rs.10 at last traffic light"
Man in the car : "How did you know it?"
Beggar : "He has sent me Whatsapp message with your car number. We are all members of same Whataspp group"
Petrol price to reduce drastically from Rs.84.70 to Rs.60.49 per liter, the first time in history of India economy. This will come into effect from midnight of 31 May 2018.
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Petrol, diesel prices fall after 16 straight surge days
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Good joke.
My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet...
I asked him: being a CA, why are you putting your thumb impression,instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied: Idiot, looking at your marks,the teacher should not think that i am educated..![[;)]](https://www.theautomotiveindia.com/forums/images/smilies/Wink.gif "Wink [;)]")
I asked him: being a CA, why are you putting your thumb impression,instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied: Idiot, looking at your marks,the teacher should not think that i am educated..